I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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Vagina says feeeeddd meee
They're called condoms... Google it.
Abortions are cheaper than children
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
hey 8:43 you're the coolest person I know. I hope you sense that sarcasm.
Abortion is NOT birth contol... U dumb bitch
I don't see two lebarons Freddy
This is fucking dumb. If you're not gonna take care of the baby dint be a slut and keep your legs closed.... Shiiiiitt
all of you need to shut the fuck up!!! enough with this "first" bullshit. who the fuck cares? Get a life instead of waiting tyo be first on something. wow fucking losers
Fuck yeah!! The 3oh!3
I just cant stand pussy azz racists with small penises *cough* *cough* 7:28
This is pretty pathetic. Bitch needs to learn to either keep her legs shut or use a condom. Pulling out would even be an improvement for this dumb ho. It might save her some money too
Ha...the abortion ones are always the funniest
The only cleaver thing I ever see on this site... Pretzel guy
she's the rich skank filled up like a sperm bank
chick is nasty
^^ First to die alone
You should drink the gas instead.
Ten bucks says she's 14
Jk more like wtf
WTF means "what the fuck" and ftw means "fuck the world", someone asked what those meant earlier.
Definitely not first and proud.
That was your brain thinking. Your vagina would have said to get fucked
11:57 you shut your dirty moth. they are the shiiit
or else it gets the hose again.
Hahahahaha I thought it was funny
Dude, it WOULD happaeb in 303
WTF also means with the familyxD and ftw meansns for the win
Fick yeah tom green !
4:40 Speak for yourself.
Reminder for the day:\nAbortion is murder.
8:43 the fact that you think anything valid gets posted here is utterly laughable
Yeah 303 sluts represent!
Only in the 303 cos that's how we roll
Fourth! 1st negative rating!
3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3 3OH!3
This text fails, eat some pretzels
So I've decided America is the worlds sluttiest country. I've never been more proud to be an Australian as I am right now!
What is ftw ? It gets annoying to see it
Morals are steadly circling the drain. Whatever happened to DECENT upbringing. I'm not talking the money decent either.
Are you fu*ktards really that bored that you try and post "first" on here without anything else valid to say? Get a life.
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES?
DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?
What a great road trip lol
Is it normal for your lips to look darker where the hair grows???????? My gf has that and it is prettyweird
3OH!3 hardly qualifies as music.
@ 11:37 and I'm sure that you listen to Hannah Montanna then?
You two are from Longmont aren't you?? either that or Aurora
and the award for slut of the day gies to ...
Ah, yes. Another abortion one. This NEVER gets old EVER.
come on, the people who make these up could try a bit harder.
Third! First rating!
thumbs down for getting the time wrong, 5:43
Ft. Collins has a pretty nice facility...great little road trip.
This isn't even funny...