You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Go home, Mrs. Claus, you're drunk.
Sounds like it, but you might be the best girlfriend ever.
Someone's on the naughty list and not getting what they want for Xmas.
Mrs. santa's sister
sounds fun 2 me
Santa's saucy little helper wants it NOW!
Santa is a prude.