I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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I've got a plug-in for your vagina right here...
why doesn't anyone ever talk about how bad dicks smell? BECAUSE THEY DO!
He "looks around"?? I thought he was blind...
sucks to be you....or any of your friends. You probably have a swarm of flies hanging around that cooter
Stinky chicks need love too.
-quiet guy is really a stinky chick
It cracks me up that the 'you're' guy has infected this entire website. That and there is some poor bastard out there with nothing better to do than hit the refresh button 50 times a minute just to see if there's a new tfln he can post 'you're' responses to. Someone should put some baby powder on this guys palms before he rubs all the skin off his own dick. Sad day.
Gross...... You should take a bath
Here, I'll smell like fish
OR you could just lick it nice and clean...
jsut a thought..
or take it in the shower and do it for her! shit.. i am smart!
Why would a chick not keep that shit clean? Do any of these "stinkers" not realize that is the worst smell in the world and the vagina should be a place of worship, not disgust. Stinky chicks should be branded with a scarlet letter so that others stay away...
A healthy vagina smells of nothing.
stinky no they need to be clean hairy maybe but clean
a case of the stinky snatch, huh?
Your on to something
My vagina smells fresh and it's shaved too. It's called 'swipe and sniff' chicas.
I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name.
Douching is bad stinking is worse....
That bad eh? Excuse yourself, go into the bathroom, get a mouthful of mouthwash, go back and spit it into the pit of dispair. Yeah, it'll burn like hell for a few minutes, but you being able to spelunk in there for more than a few seconds at a time will make her happy!
Gross! Keep the coochie clean!!
It's called a shower. Ew.
So a blind guy walks into a fish market. He looks around and inhales deeply, smiles and says "Hello, Ladies!"
Ok Larry the cable guy wanna be!!!
Shit, shower and shave then your ready for anything!
alright i'm going to out myself as the guy who loves the smell of my girlfriend's vagina. it's like nothing else in the world. i don't know how i would cope if she got a yeast infection or some other chick disease though.
How about taking a shower for once in your life. It might do you some good.
I wish there was a glade plug end for sweaty chlorine smelling balls!
What are you talking about? There is. It's called a dick and scented condoms :)
uhm, you shouldn't need one.
and douching is actually bad for your vag. it can cause an imbalance in the natural enzymes down there and lead to yeast infections & other nasty shizz.
washing once a day with soap and warm water should do the trick, doll.
this is amongst the grossest.... i may be a slut but atleast i know how to keep a clean, disease free crop.
That's sad that you think it smells bad. :( You probably just don't realize the difference between what's a natural smell and what isn't.
If it smells bad dont go there...problem solved. If its your vagina that reeks, wash that shizz you nasty ho.
It's called soap and a shower! If it's clean, it doesn't smell. Think about that next time you have this problem...
I never go back for seconds if the chick stinks. My agent and I got busy one night in her car and she stunk like rotting fish. I switched agents immediately afterwards as I can't even talk to her now without thinking of that smell.
I somehow don't think a girl sent this text... wouldn't it have been easier to... GET IN A SHOWER A S A P..
6:25 haha Afro man! :))
If it smells bad it has gone rotten. Time to replace that twat or take a bath.
You're a scented dick
How can we eat something that bleeds for 7days and doesn't die
You need to get some puss that doesn't smell so bad that you need a glade plug in hahaha
the closet in the bathroom smells like my horomonal and horny teenage sister's car. LIKE SWEATY STINKY VAGINA. ewwww
Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me.
Hugth and kitheth
it's called douching
it's called Summer's Eve
I was thinking it meant a plugin that smells like vaginas. Which is somehow worse...
Maybe it would smell better if you lost ur fupa?
"I want Tong Po. Give me
scented tampons. invest in them. if it smells, plug one in and play away!
You're like sweaty stinky vagina
You're somehow worse
i always thought dick smells like mushrooms. the taste of cum is like a really salty lemon, though, it's foul even if the guy has good hygiene.
I despise those who practice terrible vaginal hygeine. I am the Chotah Cora. that is all.
They don't smell like rotting fish though... Smelling dirty vs smelling disgusting is a big difference.
Love the smell of spicy dorrito coochie
Umm!!! Deuching once a month would be a good start, then go from there!
What r u talking about u don't like wet stinky cooch? -bh
That's why I rub one of those pine scent car freshners around my dick before sex.... Nothin better than havin a warmm woodland scented dick in ur love hole
There is. It's called "a shower".
Okay, I'm gone. I might be back when things calm down, but until then, this is quiet guy in the corner signing off. It's been...interesting.