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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Oh yeah, anybody can make Teddy Ruxpin talk but I made that SOB scream.
I was about eleven or twelve. It was the moment I discovered the scribbly porn on basic cable and started squeezing the tip of my dick until I was like "Holy Shit!"
Spice Network.
Think I was like 7 but yea right there with ya man
... And Pedobear was born.
This hits too close to home.
Yeah I discovered that around 9, then I discovered the faucet of the bathtub. I think I'm considered a aquapedobearphile.
Somebody is going to go see Ted...
WATCHING PORN AT AT 12 FOR THE WIN!
Oh lord at least I know I'm not the only one...
yay for plushies!
Water faucet at 11
Pedobear lol
Yay! I'm not the only weirdo!
yeah, you are
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