I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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That's cute, but you still look, sound and taste like a dirty pirate hooker
Avast! It aren't like we stole yer booty call. Wot makes ya drag US down thru the scupper?
This could be your anniversary! Don't do it... Oh too late
well, he was going to have to pay for it eventually. pussy ain't free like it used to be.
a whote ?
whore* damn autocorrect
I like whote better...
I hope prey and wish that you get married, and that through some series of events I am at your wedding and get to hear the how we met speech.