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(701): View more from North Dakota

I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?

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(315): View more from New York

Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.

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I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.

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