THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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NOBODY is too big
Not his fault there was a hole in your diaphragm.
Or that you lied and said your Tic Tacs were birth control pills.
Causes swelling don't do that. Give him Magnums XL for Xmas