i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
