I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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Ben Carson's got the munchies again...
You don't stab someone for mozzarella sticks. Chicken nuggets (especially the dinosaur or alphabet-shaped ones), yes. Jalapeno poppers, depends on if they're any good. But mozzarella sticks are meant to be shared with anyone who isn't allergic to cheese or dairy.