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(425): View more from Washington

You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"

(425): View more from Washington

She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."

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(323): View more from California

Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.

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(607): View more from New York

To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.

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