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  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46am

    And if he's the drummer he can get you free pizza from his full time job.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:24pm

      lmao its true!!

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:55am

    Gives a whole new meaning to "head"-banging!

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    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46am

    Was is speed metal or a power ballad?

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    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Nov 30, 11 at 10:55am

    At first I interpreted "metal band" as some kind of cock ring but I'm up to speed now.

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    Submitted by analog3000 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:16am

    Practice does make perfect in this case!

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    Submitted by boood on Nov 30, 11 at 10:59pm

    At least you can stand up.

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 1, 11 at 11:01am

    Just putting this out there: All you teenage girls that think getting jack hammered for 15 minutes is good sex, you are misinformed.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 5:58pm

      If they're gettin anything for 15 minutes, it IS good sex to them...most teenagers don't last more than a few seconds.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:26pm

    does it matter...nowadays any kid who can strum a guitar thinks there a rockstar

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 11 at 6:09am

    Rock never dies!

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 30, 11 at 9:13pm

    Guys in bands are hot!

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    Submitted by ColinD1 on Nov 30, 11 at 12:32pm

    I'll bet I know the guy she's talking about lol

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    Submitted by mmmmbop on Nov 30, 11 at 3:37pm

    fuuuucking ozzie

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 20, 12 at 8:22pm

    Forced anal can be a challenge