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  • 69 14
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46am
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    And if he's the drummer he can get you free pizza from his full time job.

    • 12 10
      Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:24pm
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      lmao its true!!

  • 33 11
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:55am
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    Gives a whole new meaning to "head"-banging!

  • 33 11
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Nov 30, 11 at 11:46am
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    Was is speed metal or a power ballad?

  • 31 10
    Submitted by grizzlewhisker on Nov 30, 11 at 10:55am
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    At first I interpreted "metal band" as some kind of cock ring but I'm up to speed now.

  • 18 11
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 1, 11 at 11:01am
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    Just putting this out there: All you teenage girls that think getting jack hammered for 15 minutes is good sex, you are misinformed.

    • 9 8
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 5:58pm
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      If they're gettin anything for 15 minutes, it IS good sex to them...most teenagers don't last more than a few seconds.

  • 15 12
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 30, 11 at 9:13pm
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    Guys in bands are hot!

  • 18 18
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 30, 11 at 2:26pm
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    does it matter...nowadays any kid who can strum a guitar thinks there a rockstar

  • 14 12
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 1, 11 at 6:09am
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    Rock never dies!

  • 12 12
    Submitted by boood on Nov 30, 11 at 10:59pm
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    At least you can stand up.

  • 11 15
    Submitted by analog3000 on Nov 30, 11 at 11:16am
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    Practice does make perfect in this case!

  • 12 20
    Submitted by ColinD1 on Nov 30, 11 at 12:32pm
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    I'll bet I know the guy she's talking about lol

  • 7 14
    Submitted by mmmmbop on Nov 30, 11 at 3:37pm
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    fuuuucking ozzie

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