I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Beer goggles do wonders!
because we all do dumb shit when we're fuuucked up.
some people are hilarious to listen to when they're blackout...maybe you're one of them haha
Well you either have a notoriously huge cock or maybe you're just cute.
because girls who talk to drunk guys are whores, and whores are all idiots
Because you passed out and dreamt of it.
Because they want to take advantage of you, obviously.
story of my life
Bc you touch yourself at night.
Bcuz they want that HARD DICK AND CHICO STICKS HAHA