I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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Beer goggles do wonders!
some people are hilarious to listen to when they're blackout...maybe you're one of them haha
because girls who talk to drunk guys are whores, and whores are all idiots
because we all do dumb shit when we're fuuucked up.
Well you either have a notoriously huge cock or maybe you're just cute.
Because you passed out and dreamt of it.
Bc you touch yourself at night.
Because they want to take advantage of you, obviously.
Bcuz they want that HARD DICK AND CHICO STICKS HAHA
story of my life