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  • Submitted by lawlessWV on Apr 10, 10 at 10:12pm

    I wanna give that chick a high five for that burn immediately upon waking

  • Submitted by nice18 on Apr 10, 10 at 11:27pm

    Looking at it the other way. Maybe you're pretty ugly and you banged a hot chick and that's why she doesn't want to remember it. But hey you banged a hot chick so who cares.

  • Submitted by gatorman562 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:35pm

    It's cool when a chick does that but if a dude did the same thing he is a douch.

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      Submitted by rkl90 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:33pm

      thats cuz women are just as sexist as men, but they wont admit it cuz they think their better than us.

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        Submitted by jennad on Apr 12, 10 at 5:40am

        @rkl90 'women are just as sexist as men' i bet the years of oppression your lot had to face were tough times.\n\nAlso, I don't think what was said was sexist anyway, whether a bloke or a chick said it. All it does is prove that people do things they regret when they're drunk.

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          Submitted by rkl90 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:54pm

          really? you were oppressed? wow my mom can barely use a computer, didnt think an 80 year old lady could. and ya that double standard is one of the most sexist of all double standards.

    • 44 48
      Submitted by buttoneddown on Apr 11, 10 at 7:05pm

      Double standards, they're everywhere! get over it.

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 11, 10 at 12:58am

    If you can't deal with what you've done. Don't do it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 10, 10 at 10:15pm

    Maybe he was so good she worried shed become attatched if she knew his name.

    • 44 43
      Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 11, 10 at 4:29am

      I like this one, if I was the OP I would make myself believe this one

      • 40 45
        Submitted by Clem on Apr 11, 10 at 10:58am

        i lol'ed

    • 32 39
      Submitted by caradevonx33 on May 20, 10 at 3:54pm

      this is what i was thinking. (:

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 11, 10 at 11:50pm

    At least you fucked her. There's always a bright side.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by codii on Apr 10, 10 at 10:18pm

    Cause if she doesn't remember then she isn't a whore!! NOT!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by BroKing on Apr 11, 10 at 12:04am

    it's not who we are on the outside, but what we do that defines us.

    • 39 47
      Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:38am

      sounds like something an ugly/fat person would say

      • 35 53
        Submitted by peacebro on Apr 11, 10 at 10:29am

        Hahahahahahahah

      • 40 49
        Submitted by rkl90 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:30pm

        bahahahahaha whoever you are, you're amazing.

  • 45 43
    Submitted by knomye on Apr 10, 10 at 11:05pm

    Sucks for you!! Hahaha!

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    Submitted by mynamesjane on Apr 10, 10 at 10:06pm

    yeah. i'm sure i wouldn't either. you WERE pretty bad.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Nowv3 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:59pm

    Haha this should totally be an EffedUpPillowTalk

  • 43 45
    Submitted by gage on Apr 11, 10 at 4:02pm

    Well my name is clitoris you might wanna get yours checked....

  • 46 53
    Submitted by n0hj18 on Apr 11, 10 at 1:39am

    Well.. Shows how bad u are in bed hehe ^^

  • 50 61
    Submitted by yeti51 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:42pm

    @10:15 they were obviously already attached the night before lol

  • 45 52
    Submitted by ak49grl on Apr 11, 10 at 5:03am

    Meh that's not a good a sign. STD check please.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 2:31am

    It's really not that serious she just wanted it to be a completely random hookup that's all; you guys shouldn't look at it so harshly -sephy

  • 45 57
    Submitted by cdachris on Apr 10, 10 at 11:12pm

    Loser

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymousssss on Apr 11, 10 at 3:14pm

    it's a much better memory when there's plenty of mystery.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 11, 10 at 12:33am

    Fuck dem udda niggazz

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 1:45am

    Dumb

  • 40 53
    Submitted by spurtiic on Apr 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    People do stupid stuff... The point is...this text was hilarious. Bravo!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by ThatsMyJewBagel on Apr 11, 10 at 1:13am

    She couldve just not wanted to remember the one night stand

  • 42 62
    Submitted by darlingwe on Apr 11, 10 at 2:23am

    Epic fail!!!

  • 28 38
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:44pm

    Lol, that's awesome! Congratz lady

  • 37 56
    Submitted by pike1346 on Apr 12, 10 at 11:09pm

    Why can't I find girls like this?

  • 39 60
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 10, 10 at 10:18pm

    damn he must of had a small dick

  • 36 57
    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on Apr 11, 10 at 3:17am

    Classy... Wonder how many different things are growing on his dick.

  • 39 63
    Submitted by totybaby on Apr 10, 10 at 11:55pm

    I've so done that before

  • 49 86
    Submitted by ronny3423 on Apr 11, 10 at 12:17am

    I wanna eat a chick. Out

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Artyomx on Apr 11, 10 at 3:50am

    How pathetic do u need to be to actually comment or "think" bout the context/meaning of this message!!!!

  • 36 65
    Submitted by golightly on Apr 11, 10 at 1:24am

    Same here lawless!

  • 42 78
    Submitted by amikewlorwhat on Apr 10, 10 at 10:58pm

    He's probably just really ugly and/or smelly and/or hairy like my roommate

  • 36 69
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 11, 10 at 12:34am

    Niggguhh youz a mork

  • 33 66
    Submitted by godlessBJ on Apr 10, 10 at 11:17pm

    I'll second that gatorman.. Unless it was a joke.