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  • 85 82
    Submitted by SippinSally on May 25, 10 at 2:14am

    I would like to know where he picked up these amazing girls at.

  • 82 78
    Submitted by blackmetalcore on May 24, 10 at 11:28am

    Metal bands have awesome lyrics...and they're not all about Satan! Shocker!

  • 86 89
    Submitted by Gnarmageddon on May 24, 10 at 3:38pm

    What do u mean enjoy the simple things what does that even fucking mean in this context

    • 68 91
      Submitted by Herschel on May 24, 10 at 7:41pm

      They enjoy heavy metal and sex with women?

  • 76 70
    Submitted by choderocket69 on Jul 13, 10 at 4:48am

    Yea I happen to do the same thing.\nBut I use the line "I shall dismember and attain what is rightfully mine"\nLololol

  • 80 80
    Submitted by LynnZee on May 24, 10 at 12:20pm

    That's how I got into my boyfriend's pants, though it wasn't intentional, I was just singing along. Thank you, Glen Benton, Thank you

    • 67 69
      Submitted by DrKnossos on May 25, 10 at 11:52pm

      You are my hero.

  • 87 99
    Submitted by memyself on May 24, 10 at 12:38pm

    Please don't tell me I'm the only person that HATES Alen001.........

  • 71 72
    Submitted by HSA on May 25, 10 at 12:47am

    It was probably something like Cynic or Atheist, or some other prog/tech band.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by maxzilla1 on May 25, 10 at 10:32am

    That's in College Station muthafucka!!!!!! Wooooooooo! Gig em'!

  • 72 78
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 25, 10 at 11:08am

    Lo! And even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget\nFalls drop by drop upon the heart; And in our own despair\nAgainst our will, comes wisdom to us, by the awful grace of god!

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Mikethedude on May 24, 10 at 11:53am

    Pro post, got double alened

  • 75 85
    Submitted by SextsFLN on May 24, 10 at 10:53am

    Least it wasn't rap. That'd get you hit

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on May 24, 10 at 1:14pm

    That'll work until you run into me, who actually can recite Shakespeare, even when drunk. :)

  • 72 83
    Submitted by bandgeek on May 24, 10 at 11:15pm

    Totally gonna try that I winder what songs they used

  • 73 90
    Submitted by NekrogobAlex on May 28, 10 at 3:43pm

    Fuck yes!

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 24, 10 at 11:26am

    I am a "Master of Pants Puppets"

  • 64 77
    Submitted by ElGreatSquatso on Jan 23, 11 at 7:25pm

    This is Hookup Hall of Fame material right here

  • 65 82
    Submitted by connor075134 on May 24, 10 at 1:40pm

    No one likes Allen001. Why does he keep posting?

  • 62 78
    Submitted by kmomokbs on May 24, 10 at 10:31am

    hahaha i bet it works

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 12:37am

    converge has some pretty beautiful lyrics, though they're not totally metal; try them.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by gasface on May 24, 10 at 11:39am

    LOL!

  • 64 97
    Submitted by sexpotsoup on May 24, 10 at 10:25am

    Love it!!

  • 59 88
    Submitted by PnyLn on May 25, 10 at 4:25am

    Umm someone quoting a metal band has a better chance of getting in my pants than quoting shakespeare..unless of course he's screaming it..

  • 64 99
    Submitted by michaelbolton on May 24, 10 at 6:17pm

    Learn my songs, rook.

  • 52 93
    Submitted by skywalker on May 25, 10 at 2:50am

    Only in Texas...lol