You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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Yea I happen to do the same thing.\nBut I use the line "I shall dismember and attain what is rightfully mine"\nLololol
It was probably something like Cynic or Atheist, or some other prog/tech band.
What do u mean enjoy the simple things what does that even fucking mean in this context
They enjoy heavy metal and sex with women?
Lo! And even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget\nFalls drop by drop upon the heart; And in our own despair\nAgainst our will, comes wisdom to us, by the awful grace of god!
Metal bands have awesome lyrics...and they're not all about Satan! Shocker!
That's how I got into my boyfriend's pants, though it wasn't intentional, I was just singing along. Thank you, Glen Benton, Thank you
You are my hero.
I would like to know where he picked up these amazing girls at.
That's in College Station muthafucka!!!!!! Wooooooooo! Gig em'!
Please don't tell me I'm the only person that HATES Alen001.........
Pro post, got double alened
Totally gonna try that I winder what songs they used
Least it wasn't rap. That'd get you hit
That'll work until you run into me, who actually can recite Shakespeare, even when drunk. :)
No one likes Allen001. Why does he keep posting?
This is Hookup Hall of Fame material right here
hahaha i bet it works
converge has some pretty beautiful lyrics, though they're not totally metal; try them.
I am a "Master of Pants Puppets"
Only in Texas...lol
Learn my songs, rook.
Umm someone quoting a metal band has a better chance of getting in my pants than quoting shakespeare..unless of course he's screaming it..