You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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What do u mean enjoy the simple things what does that even fucking mean in this context
They enjoy heavy metal and sex with women?
It was probably something like Cynic or Atheist, or some other prog/tech band.
Yea I happen to do the same thing.\nBut I use the line "I shall dismember and attain what is rightfully mine"\nLololol
That's how I got into my boyfriend's pants, though it wasn't intentional, I was just singing along. Thank you, Glen Benton, Thank you
You are my hero.
Lo! And even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget\nFalls drop by drop upon the heart; And in our own despair\nAgainst our will, comes wisdom to us, by the awful grace of god!
Metal bands have awesome lyrics...and they're not all about Satan! Shocker!
I would like to know where he picked up these amazing girls at.
Pro post, got double alened
Please don't tell me I'm the only person that HATES Alen001.........
That's in College Station muthafucka!!!!!! Wooooooooo! Gig em'!
Totally gonna try that I winder what songs they used
Least it wasn't rap. That'd get you hit
This is Hookup Hall of Fame material right here
That'll work until you run into me, who actually can recite Shakespeare, even when drunk. :)
No one likes Allen001. Why does he keep posting?
converge has some pretty beautiful lyrics, though they're not totally metal; try them.
hahaha i bet it works
I am a "Master of Pants Puppets"
Only in Texas...lol
Learn my songs, rook.
Umm someone quoting a metal band has a better chance of getting in my pants than quoting shakespeare..unless of course he's screaming it..