She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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Did she use her baby voice to talk to the cute wittle sealy wealy?
Aww cute. Uncut, but cute.
Alcohol can distort depth perception.
bahahahahaaa...what you wanna hear is " it looked like monstro commin after Pinocchio's raft"
Un sir come size, duh
Then she clubbed it.
And did it?
It's because she wanted to beat it. \n\nPossibly with club, but still.