She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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Did she use her baby voice to talk to the cute wittle sealy wealy?
Aww cute. Uncut, but cute.
bahahahahaaa...what you wanna hear is " it looked like monstro commin after Pinocchio's raft"
Alcohol can distort depth perception.
And did it?
Then she clubbed it.
Un sir come size, duh
It's because she wanted to beat it. \n\nPossibly with club, but still.