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  • In all fairness, that line will work every time. He wanted to fuck something and she volunteered before he could offer her his dick.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 12, 11 at 12:18pm
  • It's to easy for women and that proves it. Even fat chicks get laid using this line.

    Submitted by stackjr on Aug 12, 11 at 5:23pm
  • The only way that could be shocking is if she's some kind of ogre.

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 12, 11 at 12:29pm
  • Easiest lay of that guys life

    Submitted by ck24 on Aug 12, 11 at 12:34pm
  • Where's the surprise? Unless you have your HIV-positive lab results stapled to your forehead, a guy isn't going to say no to an easy lay.

    Submitted by hvltn on Aug 13, 11 at 1:45am
  • She could of said "Hello" and it would of worked.

    Submitted by tlovell on Aug 12, 11 at 11:27pm
  • I have definitely done that :)

    Submitted by Bex on Aug 14, 11 at 12:25am
  • His responds to her line "Winning!!!"

    Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:18am