I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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WOOO! REPRESENT GBORO!!!
I don't know why so many people gave it a 'thumbs down' for this. I mean, I applaud the person for knowing that he/she was too drunk to drive. But also... Who does phone sex these days? Presumably, not many people. Or...
Fuck me raw
Lmao @ 10:42. Smoooooooth. I love how you wrote a whole grammatically correct paragraph about an incorrect grammar rule. Period "BEFORE QUOTATION."
Did u stick your phone in your pussy?
Spell correctly. You were "too drunk to drive".
I am not one to correct grammar, but since you took the first stab, I guess it is only fair. You put a period before the quotation marks, not after.
You only put the period before you end the quote if you continue the sentence but end the quote. If you end the sentence with the quote the period goes outside the quotation marks. Hence there are no double periods. Nice try though. And cudos for not drunk driving.
untrue. when printing was first invented, the punctuation marks were vulnerable to breaking off because they were smaller than the other pieces. the best way to prevent this was to put a blank space and a quotation mark around it. so the period ALWAYS goes inside the quotation mark. nice try though. oh, and you spelled kudos wrong.
U prob 2 dumb to getta stiffy
I fucking love phone sex <333
I love to take shits while doing phone sex
*toO drunk tO drive, idiot.
I'm pretty sure that most "texts from last night" aren't being grammatically checked before sent. Kinda adds to the fact that someone was fucked up when they sent it. Just my opinion...not sure why everyone is becoming a Grammar Nazi on TFLN.