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  • what happens in vegas.... fucking never stays in vegas!...

    Submitted by canonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 7:19am
  • smart move. Very smart

    Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 3, 10 at 7:12am
  • It pays to be prepared!

    Submitted by AXLP on Apr 4, 10 at 12:25pm
  • I do that before every big night. No sense adding drunk dialer's remorse to the hangover.

    Submitted by LegsMcGillicuddy on Apr 3, 10 at 9:01am
  • Is this supposed to be funny?

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 3, 10 at 8:10am
  • Good call. But you know you have their numbers stashed away on a piece of paper as backup. LEAVE that home too. Just lookin out.

    Submitted by JFabs on Apr 3, 10 at 9:20am
  • What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shitll come back with you :)

    Submitted by haayleyy on Apr 4, 10 at 1:13am
  • Great minds think alike... I do the same thing. Vegas=Potential drunkness for 48hr periods of time, dangerous/vast grounds for drunk dials!

    Submitted by randa_jean on Apr 3, 10 at 8:57am
  • That's where you staying? Hahaha

    Submitted by pnasty11 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:14am
  • Good idea but how is this a drunk text from last night its not funny its just a text it may as well say " i cant wait to fuck bitches and do blow in vegas" its not funny at all

    Submitted by knuckles on Apr 3, 10 at 10:16am
  • Hahah I just got back from Vegas yesterday! Far to busy to drunk txt, thank god! But yea... What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas... No sir.

    Submitted by kaceann on Apr 3, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Pretty much a smart move, so smart I'm going to do it right before Vegas too

    Submitted by sweetestsin42 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Hahaha that is awesome

    Submitted by hailmoy1 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:27pm
  • totally genius. you are amazing

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 8, 11 at 10:25pm
  • all my exs live in texas

    Submitted by Mizzou12 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:55am
  • Whore

    Submitted by raudy5 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:19am
  • You sir are wrong. It would be funny to read a post saying can't wait to fuck bitches and do blow in Vegas. In fact I just lol'd

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 3, 10 at 11:53pm