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  • Submitted by canonymous on Apr 3, 10 at 7:19am

    what happens in vegas.... fucking never stays in vegas!...

  • Submitted by dilorenzo on Apr 3, 10 at 7:12am

    smart move. Very smart

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    Submitted by AXLP on Apr 4, 10 at 12:25pm

    It pays to be prepared!

  • Submitted by LegsMcGillicuddy on Apr 3, 10 at 9:01am

    I do that before every big night. No sense adding drunk dialer's remorse to the hangover.

  • Submitted by maynard on Apr 3, 10 at 8:10am

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  • Submitted by haayleyy on Apr 4, 10 at 1:13am

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shitll come back with you :)

  • Submitted by randa_jean on Apr 3, 10 at 8:57am

    Great minds think alike... I do the same thing. Vegas=Potential drunkness for 48hr periods of time, dangerous/vast grounds for drunk dials!

  • Submitted by JFabs on Apr 3, 10 at 9:20am

    Good call. But you know you have their numbers stashed away on a piece of paper as backup. LEAVE that home too. Just lookin out.

  • Submitted by pnasty11 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:14am

    That's where you staying? Hahaha

  • Submitted by kaceann on Apr 3, 10 at 5:55pm

    Hahah I just got back from Vegas yesterday! Far to busy to drunk txt, thank god! But yea... What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas... No sir.

  • Submitted by knuckles on Apr 3, 10 at 10:16am

    Good idea but how is this a drunk text from last night its not funny its just a text it may as well say " i cant wait to fuck bitches and do blow in vegas" its not funny at all

  • Submitted by hailmoy1 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:27pm

    Hahaha that is awesome

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    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 8, 11 at 10:25pm

    totally genius. you are amazing

  • Submitted by sweetestsin42 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:40pm

    Pretty much a smart move, so smart I'm going to do it right before Vegas too

  • Submitted by Mizzou12 on Apr 3, 10 at 7:55am

    all my exs live in texas

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  • Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 3, 10 at 11:53pm

    You sir are wrong. It would be funny to read a post saying can't wait to fuck bitches and do blow in Vegas. In fact I just lol'd