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  • I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that has done this

    Submitted by ktrain on Mar 12, 10 at 5:29am
  • i sincerely hope you were drunk. reeeeaaally drunk

    Submitted by gnarcotics on Mar 12, 10 at 3:03am
  • HOW PISSED

    Submitted by thisguyyyy on Mar 12, 10 at 3:58am
  • I've also sat on a closed toilet seat and peed. Until I realized it wasn't hitting the water...

    Submitted by swedishfish on Jul 21, 10 at 11:44pm
  • I've literally done the same thing in a dorm bathroom. My friend told me I somehow managed to flood it as well?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 4:23am
  • Because you rarely wear panties and forgot. (:

    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 12, 10 at 7:30am
  • I have dine that. And there are countless of times that I have almost done this. Like sitting and about to pee and realize my things are still on. I just forget sometimes that I have any one. And I'm sober for most of those. B/c when I'm drunk I usally don't have any on.

    Submitted by Crazyhair87 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:13pm
  • It's a cross between stupidity and intoxication....

    Submitted by pstrong9 on Mar 12, 10 at 9:13am
  • Sounds like a mistake that only girls make... but hey at least you don't have crazy wrong direction piss the morning after sex. Like on 'me, myself, and irene'.

    Submitted by jbubbya on Mar 12, 10 at 8:39am
  • My friend Meg did that with her tights on too!!!

    Submitted by maynard on Mar 15, 10 at 12:22am
  • Agreed! Except I proceeded to take them off afterward and tried to hand them to a cute boy and his girlfriend in the next room.

    Submitted by KayMC on Mar 14, 10 at 3:05am
  • Totally have done this. I was just super tired. And it's funny cause it takes a second to realize something feels different.

    Submitted by jhdnc4m on Mar 12, 10 at 11:58pm
  • I did that once. I wasn't even drunk!

    Submitted by elm318 on Mar 13, 10 at 7:45pm
  • I did that once when I had just woken up. I had only gotten 3 hours of sleep that night so that's how it happened. Fucking gross.

    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 12, 10 at 7:05am
  • 8:49 shut your fucking ass up!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 5:58pm
  • haha this was mine. i wonder who submitted it. lol i was indeed drunk and it was Halloween and there were so many things to pull down, i missed one

    Submitted by orangesmoothie on Jan 25, 11 at 1:21pm
  • Easily

    Submitted by mae on Mar 13, 10 at 11:12am
  • I've done that. But I was like 5 and it was an emergency

    Submitted by jenny_louise23 on Mar 12, 10 at 5:36am
  • I've done that before. I was half asleep and forgot.

    Submitted by swedishfish on Jul 21, 10 at 11:42pm
  • Ive done that before, completely sober. Ive also tried to flush my thong down the toilet before. Also sober.

    Submitted by creepycrawly on Mar 13, 10 at 1:20pm
  • I did that once when I was six because I was tired but that's pretty bad

    Submitted by littleaupp on Mar 12, 10 at 3:08am
  • First

    Submitted by jeffemt on Mar 12, 10 at 3:14am