What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Shit in the corner.
Tip over a trash can, poop on the floor, and tear up a few pillows. When he comes back, just sit there and look at him innocently.
!bad puppy... lick the peanut butter!
Let's not forget, chew up his fav shoes and pee on the rug!
Invite a bum to live there.
haha only in Nebraska
Burn it down
Put one of his shoes in the food processor for a few seconds, then put it on top of one of the blades of his ceiling fan.
Invite your ex over and fuck them in your new beau's bed.?
order copious amounts of ppv porn
you mean upper deck
top shelf is when you shit and hide it in the AC vent.\nleast that's how it was in my day
Top shelfer!! Bwahahahaha!