What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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Shit in the corner.
Tip over a trash can, poop on the floor, and tear up a few pillows. When he comes back, just sit there and look at him innocently.
!bad puppy... lick the peanut butter!
Let's not forget, chew up his fav shoes and pee on the rug!
Invite a bum to live there.
Burn it down
haha only in Nebraska
Put one of his shoes in the food processor for a few seconds, then put it on top of one of the blades of his ceiling fan.
order copious amounts of ppv porn
Invite your ex over and fuck them in your new beau's bed.?
you mean upper deck
top shelf is when you shit and hide it in the AC vent.\nleast that's how it was in my day
Top shelfer!! Bwahahahaha!