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  • Submitted by Nero905 on Nov 29, 11 at 10:05am

    Shit in the corner.

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    Submitted by Skittlehunter on Nov 29, 11 at 12:19pm

    Tip over a trash can, poop on the floor, and tear up a few pillows. When he comes back, just sit there and look at him innocently.

    • 45 40
      Submitted by carter_ronin on Nov 29, 11 at 4:33pm

      !bad puppy... lick the peanut butter!

    • 46 40
      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 29, 11 at 10:31pm

      Let's not forget, chew up his fav shoes and pee on the rug!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by fatVEGAS on Nov 29, 11 at 10:09am

    haha only in Nebraska

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    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Nov 29, 11 at 12:53pm

    Invite a bum to live there.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by connermcpherson on Nov 29, 11 at 2:06pm

    Burn it down

  • 51 54
    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 29, 11 at 1:01pm

    Yep...

  • 45 53
    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 6:19pm

    order copious amounts of ppv porn

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Rarely on Nov 29, 11 at 1:47pm

    Top shelfer!! Bwahahahaha!

  • 42 63
    Submitted by haliganbar on Nov 29, 11 at 5:09pm

    Invite your ex over and fuck them in your new beau's bed.?

  • 38 56
    Submitted by funzo on Nov 29, 11 at 11:23am

    top shelfer

    • 46 47
      Submitted by khals88 on Nov 29, 11 at 12:37pm

      you mean upper deck

      • 45 48
        Submitted by funzo on Nov 29, 11 at 12:56pm

        same shit

        • 41 46
          Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 5:26pm

          top shelf is when you shit and hide it in the AC vent.\nleast that's how it was in my day

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 13, 12 at 5:59pm

    Put one of his shoes in the food processor for a few seconds, then put it on top of one of the blades of his ceiling fan.