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(541): View more from Oregon

Dude this weed has me so paranoid.

(503): View more from Oregon

Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.

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at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.

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(425): View more from Washington

Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges

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