Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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why you no call me solo ho ho ho ho
Jabba the slut
you brighten my day porksword
That's what all the ladies say.
Sounds like a ZZ Top song.
Flyer than the rest of em; Still got my Nike Boots...\n\nNever mind make those into Hammer's jordan sandals and tear up that pussy like a vandal, fuck it go start a scandal
this semi retarded fat white kid is getting mildly annoying
Just semi-retarded, you give him much more credit then he deserves.
Stilettos should have a weight restriction. Just sayin.
They kinda do...metal in the shoe isn't as strong as you might think. I've seen a few dragqueens go down, what usually happens is the metal bends away from the center of the arch.
There does come a point tho where they do nothing to elongate the legs, but rather look like a balancing act gone horribly wrong.
you've seen drag queens go down?...hope it wasn't on anyone you know.
We... What -feet- would said Hutt be wearing these titanium heels on?
lol you sound black
Because my phone changed wait to we? Also I'm not. Not to mention WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
Yey racism(annoyed sarcasm)....people aren't even that racist in GA...are you in Bama?
I'm in Pittsburgh. I'm not sure where the douche with the klan hood it's from...
I ment the klan idiot asshat.
I knew that. I thought I'd take the opportunity to take a shot at him/her. Why are you mad at me exactly?
Were you at the Stars Wars burlesque show in Vegas? Because that would make seeing Jabba in stilletos awesome.
No, Jabba. You put Leia in the sexy outfit. You just hold the chain and shut the fuck up for a few minutes.