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  • 52 20
    Submitted by nonxapplicable on Dec 3, 12 at 6:39pm

    It puts the lotion on the skin..

  • 49 17
    Submitted by countryboy99 on Dec 3, 12 at 2:03pm

    So, what do you have to promise her to get her to untie you?

  • 35 25
    Submitted by Micholder on Dec 4, 12 at 12:09am

    I see you've met my ex...

  • 33 23
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 3, 12 at 4:24pm

    She was eating the cereal with a skinning knife.

  • 20 26
    Submitted by gidget_zombie on Dec 4, 12 at 1:02am

    She's gonna call you "Mr Man"

  • 18 32
    Submitted by thirrteen on Dec 4, 12 at 7:21am

    What you didn't say is that you were awoken face down and there were 12 guys dressed up like The Gimp staring at you...not to mention the camera man

    • 19 22
      Submitted by Fattness84 on Dec 4, 12 at 2:05pm

      ahh...Monday mornings at Eightyeights house.