Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Messin with Sasquatch.
give it jerky, then it won't be so angry!
So is anyone else as curious as I am to know what's going on with her downstairs and her bush situation that would make a guy laugh at it?!? Honestly what could be that funny about it? What could she have done to her own pubes that would make it comical?! I need to know damnit!!
Number of uncles friends who have laughed at your pubes for being longer than your dick
Shouldn't even matter. Getting vagina.
Shouldn't have read this while watching Family Feud. Now all I can picture when I see this text is this poor woman's vagina with a Steve Harvey mustache.
But it tickles my nose!
Eighty Eight times I'm throat punching you.
Better, just dump Jersey Girl and move on.
Trimmed into Mickey Mouse ears...
Eighty eight bottles of beer on the wall, eighty eight bottles of beer, take his mom down, pass her around, eighty seven dicks will fall off.
Sounds like a gal stripping at good guys in Washington, DC. Her bush was shaped like a ping pong ball and it cracked me up. She was do pissed I almost got kicked out by the bouncers. Best sympathy dollar ever spent for a tip!
there should be no pubic hair. go wax that shit, no shaving, just wax. You deserve the pain ...
Only if you wax your balls first.
I would sooner pluck every hair from my sack one by one. It's actually not as painful as one might imagine.... Or I've got some really numb nuts.