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  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 19, 12 at 5:37pm

    Messin with Sasquatch.

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Nov 19, 12 at 9:52pm

      give it jerky, then it won't be so angry!

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 19, 12 at 5:27pm

    So is anyone else as curious as I am to know what's going on with her downstairs and her bush situation that would make a guy laugh at it?!? Honestly what could be that funny about it? What could she have done to her own pubes that would make it comical?! I need to know damnit!!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 19, 12 at 8:40pm

    Shouldn't even matter. Getting vagina.

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    Submitted by yupno88 on Nov 19, 12 at 4:09pm

    Eighty Eight times I'm throat punching you.

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    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Nov 20, 12 at 3:27am

    Shouldn't have read this while watching Family Feud. Now all I can picture when I see this text is this poor woman's vagina with a Steve Harvey mustache.

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 19, 12 at 4:13pm

    Number of uncles friends who have laughed at your pubes for being longer than your dick

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 19, 12 at 4:20pm

    But it tickles my nose!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 19, 12 at 4:48pm

    Better, just dump Jersey Girl and move on.

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    Submitted by kcs99 on Nov 20, 12 at 12:31am

    Trimmed into Mickey Mouse ears...

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    Submitted by blowme469 on Nov 19, 12 at 11:49pm

    Sounds like a gal stripping at good guys in Washington, DC. Her bush was shaped like a ping pong ball and it cracked me up. She was do pissed I almost got kicked out by the bouncers. Best sympathy dollar ever spent for a tip!

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    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Nov 20, 12 at 7:51am

    Eighty eight bottles of beer on the wall, eighty eight bottles of beer, take his mom down, pass her around, eighty seven dicks will fall off.

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    Submitted by Eightyeight on Nov 19, 12 at 4:05pm

    Eighty Eight

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    Submitted by pookie39 on Nov 19, 12 at 6:25pm

    there should be no pubic hair. go wax that shit, no shaving, just wax. You deserve the pain ...

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      Submitted by roughNready on Nov 19, 12 at 8:22pm

      Only if you wax your balls first.

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        Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 20, 12 at 3:57am

        I would sooner pluck every hair from my sack one by one. It's actually not as painful as one might imagine.... Or I've got some really numb nuts.