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  • If I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra, two things would happen: I would wonder why the hell I was wearing a bra, quickly followed by me not caring because I had $140

    Submitted by Soulburn on Sep 17, 13 at 12:22pm
  • Why the hell is my asshole sore???

    Submitted by Key_umm on Sep 17, 13 at 5:31pm
  • You may want to see a doctor...

    Submitted by melissalovely on Sep 18, 13 at 10:46am
  • Because you're a whore. Run along now.

    Submitted by BDVille on Sep 17, 13 at 7:28pm
  • It's for the penicillin. He put it in your bra because there wasn't a nightstand in that alley for him to leave it on.

    Submitted by Fattness84 on Sep 17, 13 at 1:54pm
  • You're not charging enough. the going rate is $200!!

    Submitted by TexTushHog on Sep 18, 13 at 12:59am
  • Some times your calling calls

    Submitted by AngrySailor on Sep 17, 13 at 10:41pm
  • How sore is your anus!

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Sep 17, 13 at 10:03pm