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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.

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(817): View more from Texas

Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?

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(219): View more from Indiana

I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

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(207): View more from Maine

Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.

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It's ok, February is a short month

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?

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