The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
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^ take it out of your ass and offer it to her then
Isn't what we all want for ourselves?
10:17 All of us girls find you incredibly boring. I bet you suck a lot of dick since you don't have girlfriends.
of course, LA. i love living here :)
And all the girls want to hear from you is the screen door hitting your ass on your way out. If you can't keep it up w/o a vacuum, NEXT.
I'm a girl and I often find other girls talking INCREDIBLY BORING
this is just funny =P
did she just NEXT you??
she needs a dick in her mouth
If you do 69 you can do something useful with your mouth for once too.
sexist pig... go fist your self
i would totally hit "good night" but there are 69 which seems too perfect a number to wreck
10:17, Do you find being seen as a beej receptacle is INCREDIBLY WONDERFUL?
cheers to you, that's about all I want to hear from brian tonight
I'm likely going to be the only girl to say this, but that is pretty fuckin funny!
that's a new line for me to drop every now and again. thanks.
Dont lie, your hoping for a dude to polish your knob.
All the bitching about this one proves his point!
I'm a girl and that's all I want to hear out of my mouth tonight.