The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
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^ take it out of your ass and offer it to her then
Isn't what we all want for ourselves?
10:17 All of us girls find you incredibly boring. I bet you suck a lot of dick since you don't have girlfriends.
And all the girls want to hear from you is the screen door hitting your ass on your way out. If you can't keep it up w/o a vacuum, NEXT.
of course, LA. i love living here :)
I'm a girl and I often find other girls talking INCREDIBLY BORING
this is just funny =P
did she just NEXT you??
she needs a dick in her mouth
If you do 69 you can do something useful with your mouth for once too.
sexist pig... go fist your self
i would totally hit "good night" but there are 69 which seems too perfect a number to wreck
10:17, Do you find being seen as a beej receptacle is INCREDIBLY WONDERFUL?
cheers to you, that's about all I want to hear from brian tonight
I'm likely going to be the only girl to say this, but that is pretty fuckin funny!
that's a new line for me to drop every now and again. thanks.
Dont lie, your hoping for a dude to polish your knob.
All the bitching about this one proves his point!
I'm a girl and that's all I want to hear out of my mouth tonight.