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  • 78 67
    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 1, 11 at 12:42pm

    "New mint in box?" or "like new"? Because I'm not afraid to return a gift if it doesn't fit.

  • 81 78
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 1, 11 at 11:36am

    Christmas, pussy in a box, hunnakah, pussy in a box, kwanzaa, pussy in a box, every single holiday a pussy in a box!

    • 57 88
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 3:29pm

      I don't think you can 'dick in a box' vagina..at least not without it being very messy and cops being called.. that whole biology thing....but I guess you could fleshlight

      • 58 93
        Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 3:56pm

        why put a box in a box?

        • 68 73
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 4:52pm

          its like a Russian nesting doll

      • 72 77
        Submitted by john2397 on Dec 1, 11 at 9:42pm

        Haven't seen the lesser known "Box in a Box" video?

  • 74 65
    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 1, 11 at 12:28pm

    Gee, Thanks mom!!!

  • 73 68
    Submitted by thebatman on Dec 1, 11 at 2:05pm

    Neither Bernie Fine nor Kerry Sandusky would be pleased with this Christmas present.

  • 74 79
    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 1, 11 at 2:24pm

    Huh, I guess I'm not the only one getting their boyfriend that for Christmas....

  • 64 64
    Submitted by HARDCASTLE1998 on Dec 1, 11 at 9:51pm

    Sign me up please!!!

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Lola7 on Dec 1, 11 at 8:49pm

    "how'd I know, how'd I know? that's me on my psychic shit"

  • 69 83
    Submitted by dragonlady421 on Dec 1, 11 at 11:47am

    my nephew is actually gonna try getting his buddy a hooker for xmas cuz he's still a virgin...

  • 58 80
    Submitted by kallimist on Dec 1, 11 at 2:57pm

    I like how it's barely december yet everyone is posting christmas texts.

    • 55 76
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 10:55pm

      well balls gotta be decked sooner or later

  • 54 77
    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 2, 11 at 11:21am

    what's the definition of vagina? the box a penis comes in. now put a bow on that shit, slut, and give the gift of happiness this holiday season.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 4:00pm

    I prefer gettin blow jobs for Christmas. They can be received anywhere, with little or no preparations.

    • 61 78
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 4:54pm

      once had my neighbor come over in a bathrobe with those premade stick on bows stuck to her nipples...Christmas came early that year

      • 61 57
        Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 1, 11 at 9:53pm

        Sounds like a damn good idea. ;-)

        • 56 66
          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 10:51pm

          it worked out well for all involved