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  • Christmas, pussy in a box, hunnakah, pussy in a box, kwanzaa, pussy in a box, every single holiday a pussy in a box!

    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 1, 11 at 11:36am
    • I don't think you can 'dick in a box' least not without it being very messy and cops being called.. that whole biology thing....but I guess you could fleshlight

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 3:29pm
  • Gee, Thanks mom!!!

    Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 1, 11 at 12:28pm
  • Neither Bernie Fine nor Kerry Sandusky would be pleased with this Christmas present.

    Submitted by thebatman on Dec 1, 11 at 2:05pm
  • my nephew is actually gonna try getting his buddy a hooker for xmas cuz he's still a virgin...

    Submitted by dragonlady421 on Dec 1, 11 at 11:47am
  • "New mint in box?" or "like new"? Because I'm not afraid to return a gift if it doesn't fit.

    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 1, 11 at 12:42pm
  • Huh, I guess I'm not the only one getting their boyfriend that for Christmas....

    Submitted by threeoneseven on Dec 1, 11 at 2:24pm
  • Sign me up please!!!

    Submitted by HARDCASTLE1998 on Dec 1, 11 at 9:51pm
  • "how'd I know, how'd I know? that's me on my psychic shit"

    Submitted by Lola7 on Dec 1, 11 at 8:49pm
  • I like how it's barely december yet everyone is posting christmas texts.

    Submitted by kallimist on Dec 1, 11 at 2:57pm
  • I prefer gettin blow jobs for Christmas. They can be received anywhere, with little or no preparations.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 4:00pm
    • once had my neighbor come over in a bathrobe with those premade stick on bows stuck to her nipples...Christmas came early that year

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 4:54pm
  • what's the definition of vagina? the box a penis comes in. now put a bow on that shit, slut, and give the gift of happiness this holiday season.

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 2, 11 at 11:21am