I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Christmas, pussy in a box, hunnakah, pussy in a box, kwanzaa, pussy in a box, every single holiday a pussy in a box!
I don't think you can 'dick in a box' vagina..at least not without it being very messy and cops being called.. that whole biology thing....but I guess you could fleshlight
why put a box in a box?
its like a Russian nesting doll
Haven't seen the lesser known "Box in a Box" video?
Gee, Thanks mom!!!
"New mint in box?" or "like new"? Because I'm not afraid to return a gift if it doesn't fit.
Neither Bernie Fine nor Kerry Sandusky would be pleased with this Christmas present.
Huh, I guess I'm not the only one getting their boyfriend that for Christmas....
my nephew is actually gonna try getting his buddy a hooker for xmas cuz he's still a virgin...
Sign me up please!!!
"how'd I know, how'd I know? that's me on my psychic shit"
I like how it's barely december yet everyone is posting christmas texts.
well balls gotta be decked sooner or later
what's the definition of vagina? the box a penis comes in. now put a bow on that shit, slut, and give the gift of happiness this holiday season.
I prefer gettin blow jobs for Christmas. They can be received anywhere, with little or no preparations.
once had my neighbor come over in a bathrobe with those premade stick on bows stuck to her nipples...Christmas came early that year
Sounds like a damn good idea. ;-)
it worked out well for all involved