dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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Good day, my male friend. If Megan speaks to you through the telephone, please tell her that your female sibling was spending time in my home ensuring the safety of it while I was away. Megan just found a garment of underwear that belongs to Dana.
Why do guys even get into relationships if they're gonna sleep around... I hope Megan reads this website.
It's funny because if "Megan" reads this site, this guy is soooooo fucked.
Once again, the only thing I've ever learned from Dane Cook is my advice to someone...
Don't cheat, and you can't get caught.
there is no Dana only ZUUL!!!!!!!!!!
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
After reading this seven times I finally understand that Megan is the girlfriend, Dana is the sister of the receiver of the text and OP is a dick.
9:25 is funnier than the original.. Which isn't to hard..
that ghostbusters ref made me laugh harder then anything I've read so far on this site
9:54 I want your blood and I want your soul and I want them both right now!! Do you have the guts to play for blood
1:42 she left them on purpose because its al conspiracy and dana the girl on the side doesnt want to be the girl on the side anymore therefore trying to get them broken up by leaving her panties.
Why didn't Dana just put her damn panties back on?? God, some girls really need to learn how to be 'the other woman' and that means leaving with all the clothes you came with.
So, OP, you cheated on your girlfriend with a girl named Dana, and your girlfriend, Megan, found the girl's panties. Therefore, to save your own ass, you told your friend to tell Megan that his sister house sat for you...one problem. How the fuck would the sister's underwear end up in your house if she was just house sitting? I fail to see your logic.
what the fuck. this isn't funny?
but i was never there...my name is dana...not that dana but lol ya still
I'm your huckleberry. And that's just my game.
Way to repeat 11:38 and claim the glory 12:03 you whingey, retarded piece of shit
No 11:33 you idiot, dana is not the sister! Megan is OPs girlfriend. OP fucked some random hoe called dana who is his girl on the side. He wants his mate to say that his sister was house sitting there so as to explain why female panties would be at OPs house. Simple really.
Y Ike watever do u mean. Maybe poker isn't ur game how bout we have a spelling contest
Creepy this actually happened to me...same names and everything...who woulda thought
Yeah for real how do they manage that?¿? Then again they can't ever find anything in their own purses either! And they can't drive or follow directions!!!
TER TERKA TERRR!!!!!!!
Those crazy vaginas...
haha fuck ya scottsdale! keepin it classy
what kind of panties were they? Thong? Grandma? boy cut? details! I want details! lol!
terr terkaa terrrrrr
if I was Megan i would think you're fucking your friends sister.... and what if Megan asks your friends sister... what if they done wear the same size underwear and megans smart enough to realize that? either you're really dumb or this is really fake
The text sucks. The ghostbuster references are priceless. And we can only hope Megan actually sees this.
Seriously kids, either have an open relationship or no relationship. Nobody likes a cheating whore.
You deserve to die in a fire.
HOW THE FUCK DO WOMEN GO SOMEWHERE, AND LEAVE WITHOUT THEIR PANTIES?? DO THEY NOT NOTICE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???
how hot was Dana? or does that even matter?
I smoked weed with Johnny Hopkins.
youre a dumbass for cheating
or else it gets the hose again.
This text makes no sense your tryin to hard to explain something that's stupid
I doubt that Dana is his friend's sister. He's just looking for a cop-out.
Maybe that dude's sister is a kinky slut who fucks guys while she's house sitting? Bet you didn't think of that, 12:03.
This makes no damn sense
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY X 456536
I don't need to go heels to get the bulge on a dupe like u skin that smoke wagon and see what happens r u goin to do something or just stand there and bleed
No self respecting guy texts "F'N"... ever. Guy card=pulled
Sarre says sex abuse is life abuse
Vince Clortho - Key Master of Gozer.
I like David schuelberg
tfln stop denying my really funny texts for bullshit ones like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We sleep around because we can... When we get caught it makes it even more fun! The shut i've said, that worked, is amazing.
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Hey Monty! I hope Megan catches you!
9:35, okay. Spell "You". Oh, wait......
thank GOD. i was wondering where the FUCK those got to last night. love, dana
this isn't that funny. it's just kind of sad.
12:03-- while house sitting, she did what the op said they did... Had sex while house sitting...
Why do I have the strange strange feeling this person knows Jill?
I'm married never cheated on my wife and when we moved she found like three pairs of panties under are bed and freaked out so weird shit happens
Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb
------------ SHOT SANTA BITCH!!
12:40 killed the joke...killed it dead.
at the same time, he's telling his friend to cover for him to his gf....cause he just fucked his friend's sister. how's the friend gonna like that? think he might tell the gf as revenge?
TER TERKA TERRRR!!!!!!!
7:27 has a point. Too much off a goody goody to say fucking but a-okay with sleeping around on your girlfriend?
if your reading this, your retarded
.... when i've been asked to housesit in the past, the house owner expects me to basically live there for the amount of time they will be gone. sleep there, eat there, shower there... underwear can get left places. it happens.
this is fucking stupid. who puts these through? ugh.
One word! Caught up! If ur going to cheat don't even be in a relationship there buddy
i might be baby............you the gate keeper?
Are you the keymaster?
WHO THE FUCK IS DANA???
I wont take no lip from no damn bartender either U got rap someone on the beak to get some respect around here