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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:25pm

    Translation: Good day, my male friend. If Megan speaks to you through the telephone, please tell her that your female sibling was spending time in my home ensuring the safety of it while I was away. Megan just found a garment of underwear that belongs to Dana.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:55pm

    Once again, the only thing I've ever learned from Dane Cook is my advice to someone... Don't cheat, and you can't get caught.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:38pm

    there is no Dana only ZUUL!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:07pm

    Why do guys even get into relationships if they're gonna sleep around... I hope Megan reads this website.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:57pm

    It's funny because if "Megan" reads this site, this guy is soooooo fucked.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:41pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:34am

    Why didn't Dana just put her damn panties back on?? God, some girls really need to learn how to be 'the other woman' and that means leaving with all the clothes you came with.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:34pm

    9:25 is funnier than the original.. Which isn't to hard..

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:21pm

    what the fuck. this isn't funny?

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:33pm

    After reading this seven times I finally understand that Megan is the girlfriend, Dana is the sister of the receiver of the text and OP is a dick.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:17pm

    what kind of panties were they? Thong? Grandma? boy cut? details! I want details! lol!

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:02pm

    that ghostbusters ref made me laugh harder then anything I've read so far on this site

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:16pm

    9:54 I want your blood and I want your soul and I want them both right now!! Do you have the guts to play for blood

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:16pm

    1:42 she left them on purpose because its al conspiracy and dana the girl on the side doesnt want to be the girl on the side anymore therefore trying to get them broken up by leaving her panties.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:38pm

    No 11:33 you idiot, dana is not the sister! Megan is OPs girlfriend. OP fucked some random hoe called dana who is his girl on the side. He wants his mate to say that his sister was house sitting there so as to explain why female panties would be at OPs house. Simple really.

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:19pm

    I'm your huckleberry. And that's just my game.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:54pm

    youre a dumbass for cheating

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    This text makes no sense your tryin to hard to explain something that's stupid

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:27pm

    No self respecting guy texts "F'N"... ever. Guy card=pulled

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:35pm

    Y Ike watever do u mean. Maybe poker isn't ur game how bout we have a spelling contest

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:52pm

    Yeah for real how do they manage that?¿? Then again they can't ever find anything in their own purses either! And they can't drive or follow directions!!!

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:01pm

    if I was Megan i would think you're fucking your friends sister.... and what if Megan asks your friends sister... what if they done wear the same size underwear and megans smart enough to realize that? either you're really dumb or this is really fake

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:01am

    terr terkaa terrrrrr

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:23pm

    Those crazy vaginas...

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:48am

    thank GOD. i was wondering where the FUCK those got to last night. love, dana

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:31pm

    We sleep around because we can... When we get caught it makes it even more fun! The shut i've said, that worked, is amazing.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:20am

    The text sucks. The ghostbuster references are priceless. And we can only hope Megan actually sees this. Seriously kids, either have an open relationship or no relationship. Nobody likes a cheating whore.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:03pm

    this isn't that funny. it's just kind of sad.

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:30pm

    I don't need to go heels to get the bulge on a dupe like u skin that smoke wagon and see what happens r u goin to do something or just stand there and bleed

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    This makes no damn sense

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:35am

    Why do I have the strange strange feeling this person knows Jill?

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:42pm

    GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY X 456536

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:19pm

    Hey Monty! I hope Megan catches you!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:06am

    Way to repeat 11:38 and claim the glory 12:03 you whingey, retarded piece of shit

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:42pm

    HOW THE FUCK DO WOMEN GO SOMEWHERE, AND LEAVE WITHOUT THEIR PANTIES?? DO THEY NOT NOTICE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:44am

    12:03-- while house sitting, she did what the op said they did... Had sex while house sitting...

  • 38 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:00pm

    but i was never there...my name is dana...not that dana but lol ya still

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:01am

    I like David schuelberg

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:33pm

    tfln stop denying my really funny texts for bullshit ones like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:57pm

    Creepy this actually happened to me...same names and everything...who woulda thought

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:18pm

    how hot was Dana? or does that even matter?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:03am

    So, OP, you cheated on your girlfriend with a girl named Dana, and your girlfriend, Megan, found the girl's panties. Therefore, to save your own ass, you told your friend to tell Megan that his sister house sat for you...one problem. How the fuck would the sister's underwear end up in your house if she was just house sitting? I fail to see your logic.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:33pm

    ------------ SHOT SANTA BITCH!!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:21am

    12:40 killed the joke...killed it dead.

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:59pm

    Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:44pm

    You deserve to die in a fire.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:54pm

    9:35, okay. Spell "You". Oh, wait......

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:07am

    Maybe that dude's sister is a kinky slut who fucks guys while she's house sitting? Bet you didn't think of that, 12:03.

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:31pm

    I'm married never cheated on my wife and when we moved she found like three pairs of panties under are bed and freaked out so weird shit happens

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:08pm

    haha fuck ya scottsdale! keepin it classy

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:25am

    Vince Clortho - Key Master of Gozer.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:13pm

    Sarre says sex abuse is life abuse

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:23pm

    I doubt that Dana is his friend's sister. He's just looking for a cop-out.

  • 34 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:54pm

    Are you the keymaster?

  • 27 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:46am

    .... when i've been asked to housesit in the past, the house owner expects me to basically live there for the amount of time they will be gone. sleep there, eat there, shower there... underwear can get left places. it happens.

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:39pm

    if your reading this, your retarded

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:07am

    I smoked weed with Johnny Hopkins.

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:41pm

    TER TERKA TERRR!!!!!!!

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:29pm

    TER TERKA TERRRR!!!!!!!

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:21pm

    at the same time, he's telling his friend to cover for him to his gf....cause he just fucked his friend's sister. how's the friend gonna like that? think he might tell the gf as revenge?

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:04pm

    this is fucking stupid. who puts these through? ugh.

  • 29 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:37pm

    7:27 has a point. Too much off a goody goody to say fucking but a-okay with sleeping around on your girlfriend? LAME.

  • 27 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:33pm

    WHO THE FUCK IS DANA???

  • 28 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:40am

    One word! Caught up! If ur going to cheat don't even be in a relationship there buddy

  • 28 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:58pm

    i might be baby............you the gate keeper?

  • 20 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:26pm

    I wont take no lip from no damn bartender either U got rap someone on the beak to get some respect around here