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  • dane cook did NOT invent that joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Good thing we know this person, otherwise this text wouldnt be funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • I live in this area code. I know exactly who it is. Her name is Kayla Bailey. Probably spelled it wrong. But if this isn't specifically about her, it fucking should be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:12am
  • Dane Cook never invented any of his own shit. He's only funny to retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:47pm
  • And neither did you so why are you do defensive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:48pm
  • I think I know who that is! And I don't even live in that area code...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:01pm
  • Are you talking about Debbie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:01pm
  • LOL, that sounds like me... til the whiskey starts flowing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • It's funny because everyone has a friend like this in their circle. If you don't get it, it's probably because that friend is you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:28pm
  • this site fails because of all those pointless posts it allows, and disallows some normal shit for whatever reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Wow, that's so funny. Oh, wait...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:31pm
  • I'm sure whenever anyone discovers you're the douche who posts these things, you'll never get fucked again. Too bad..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:04pm
  • At least she's not a loudmouth like hat cunt-hole Steve

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:34pm
  • danielle? what's her face? is that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:54pm
  • I think i know what this dude is talking about. they're called bitches on they period. you invite them to the party and they be hella bitchy and rude so you try to fuck them in a room but then she like, 'no i cant im on my period.' and your like, whytf did i even take you back here by ourselves then for HO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:17pm
  • i have a friend like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:46pm
  • i never said i invented it, and no ones getting defensive...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:57pm
  • How the fuck did this text get selected?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:25pm
  • so who wants to rage in jersey this weekend....haha oh wait, jersey fuckin blows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:57pm
  • lmao I bet that easy girl in the GTA is Emily

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:01pm
  • This describes my ex perfectly

    Submitted by CJ315 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:56am
  • I have an ex gf like that. Now invites herself to all my friends functions. Anybody want her? Come to Toronto. Easiest lay in the GTA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:52pm
  • why does this always happen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:24pm
  • That's why you don't invite mothers to parties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12pm
  • everybody hates "karen"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Now everyone can appreciate this person for being the example of what they don't want to be. Watch closely and learn. That's why this always happens. Meanwhile, those of you who don't watch and learn, Thank you so much for these texts, they are the next best thing to being there. See ya, wouldn't wanta be ya!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:43am
  • hahaha dudeee 10:17 so that was YOU yelling at bonifa last friday?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:30pm
  • I know a girl like that and her name is Bethany Sifford!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Well, I found the bug. Looks like we assume that the data is format "2" when it is actually already format "1" This leads to the message and bail-out because this is an illegal state change in this context.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Karen is a douchebag. She is ALWAYS a bag of douche!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:12am
  • Sounds like my friend Ming. Now we just call her death.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:38am
  • theres one of those in every group!!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46pm
  • sounds like my friend Jen. Never shuts up. No wonder she's 40 and never had a man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm
  • 1157... what the fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:52am
  • wow 10:17 you fail at life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I think this is funny because if you're a social person who goes to parties a lot there's always that one person. Or there's that one person that always shows up at a party even though no one invited him PARTY FOUL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:20pm