I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
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dane cook did NOT invent that joke
Good thing we know this person, otherwise this text wouldnt be funny.
Dane Cook never invented any of his own shit. He's only funny to retards.
I live in this area code. I know exactly who it is. Her name is Kayla Bailey. Probably spelled it wrong. But if this isn't specifically about her, it fucking should be.
And neither did you so why are you do defensive?
this site fails because of all those pointless posts it allows, and disallows some normal shit for whatever reason
LOL, that sounds like me... til the whiskey starts flowing.
I think I know who that is! And I don't even live in that area code...
Are you talking about Debbie?
I'm sure whenever anyone discovers you're the douche who posts these things, you'll never get fucked again. Too bad..
It's funny because everyone has a friend like this in their circle. If you don't get it, it's probably because that friend is you.
Wow, that's so funny. Oh, wait...
i never said i invented it, and no ones getting defensive...
At least she's not a loudmouth like hat cunt-hole Steve
danielle? what's her face? is that you?
I think i know what this dude is talking about. they're called bitches on they period. you invite them to the party and they be hella bitchy and rude so you try to fuck them in a room but then she like, 'no i cant im on my period.' and your like, whytf did i even take you back here by ourselves then for HO
i have a friend like that.
so who wants to rage in jersey this weekend....haha oh wait, jersey fuckin blows
How the fuck did this text get selected?
I have an ex gf like that. Now invites herself to all my friends functions. Anybody want her?
Come to Toronto. Easiest lay in the GTA.
lmao I bet that easy girl in the GTA is Emily
This describes my ex perfectly
why does this always happen!
Now everyone can appreciate this person for being the example of what they don't want to be. Watch closely and learn. That's why this always happens. Meanwhile, those of you who don't watch and learn, Thank you so much for these texts, they are the next best thing to being there. See ya, wouldn't wanta be ya!!!
That's why you don't invite mothers to parties.
Sounds like my friend Ming. Now we just call her death.
everybody hates "karen"
hahaha dudeee 10:17 so that was YOU yelling at bonifa last friday?
I know a girl like that and her name is Bethany Sifford!
Karen is a douchebag. She is ALWAYS a bag of douche!
Well, I found the bug. Looks like we assume that the data is format "2" when it is actually already format "1" This leads to the message and bail-out because this is an illegal state change in this context.
theres one of those in every group!!! lol
sounds like my friend Jen. Never shuts up. No wonder she's 40 and never had a man...
1157... what the fuck?
wow 10:17 you fail at life
I think this is funny because if you're a social person who goes to parties a lot there's always that one person. Or there's that one person that always shows up at a party even though no one invited him PARTY FOUL