He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Dignity - you're doing it wrong.
Creepy ass bitch.
Yeah pretty weird... I'd wake your ass up and be like bitch where are my clothes I'm leaving.
Don't be surprised when he hides your car keys.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!
That's a stage 5
He chewed his arm off to escape last time. What makes you think a walk of shame in a dress or naked would stop him?
Cue "super clinger girl" meme....
Bat shit crazy much?!
if they won't stay and You want them to, maybe you should find a new person to come over... you don't have to tolerate disrespect.
I think I know this chick. Pretty sure I saw her on the cover of last months Crazy Bitch Magazine.
Uh hu. You keep telling yourself that......Booty call
that's not the way to rep the 701 area code psycho
Stage 5 clinger
You, ma'am, are a creeper. Please get therapy before you try to date anyone else.
Take a leak on her face to wake her up.....she'll probably find them real fast....if not, now you have something else to do...
Had this happen before. Scary chicks. Great sex, but scary
That's a Stage V clinger
If you're fucking guys who sneak out the next morning... you need to either lower your standards, or accept that they are better than you and want nothing to do with you aside from your booty\n\nA lot of girls are in denial about this, they reject guys on their level, but are continually puzzled as to why 'guys they like' won't stay around them. A hint- it's because the guys want nothing to do with you! You are shooting too high! You are being greedy and they know it! They give you
Don't worry, he'll just call his buddy and have him deliver clothes.
I have had to escape out from under a huge sexy man who passed out on top of me in order to sleep in my own bed. I make sure all my belongings are right in front of the door in case I have to get out of the apartment really fast. I am now willing to dress in the elevator if there is yelling as I leave. He's pretty serious about me staying the night and even he hasn't stolen my clothes yet.
Shut the fuck up no one cares
Yeah, same things happened to ck24 a million times...
Isnt that the line you save for eightyeight?