Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Should have gone with "I want to blow you"
Skin flute, not "sexaphone."
Being seductive: you're doing it wrong
I'd go for that, but then, I'm a man-slut.
Hillary, when will you learn...that only works on Bill...
i get it...b/c bill's a saxophone player
Maybe your gaydar is broken
Should have done what I do, just go up to him and say I want to blow you. Works every time.
Have you tried asking to eat a cock meat sandwich?
What guy turns down head?
Skin flute definitely would have been better... But really, what kinda fagg turns down head? -.-
How ignorant are you? Gays aren't any more likely to turn down head than straight man. Just ask my boyfriend...he never does.
I never turn down head my love... ,either I did with my ex girlfriend... but you're way more gifted than she was
Probably would have worked if she offered a rusty trombone instead.