Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Should have gone with "I want to blow you"
Skin flute, not "sexaphone."
Being seductive: you're doing it wrong
Hillary, when will you learn...that only works on Bill...
i get it...b/c bill's a saxophone player
I'd go for that, but then, I'm a man-slut.
Have you tried asking to eat a cock meat sandwich?
Should have done what I do, just go up to him and say I want to blow you. Works every time.
Maybe your gaydar is broken
What guy turns down head?
Skin flute definitely would have been better... But really, what kinda fagg turns down head? -.-
How ignorant are you? Gays aren't any more likely to turn down head than straight man. Just ask my boyfriend...he never does.
I never turn down head my love... ,either I did with my ex girlfriend... but you're way more gifted than she was
Probably would have worked if she offered a rusty trombone instead.