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  • 55 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:39pm
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    In Soviet Russia nobby job is when hand cut off for stealing potato.

  • 40 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:40pm
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    10:54 I think the correct saying would be, "it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:26am
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    Hahahahahaha that's so funny

  • 35 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:21pm
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    this is so fucking clever

  • 32 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:25pm
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    btws 1027 he spelled it in spanish you pompous dick

  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:38am
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    Not exactly my style but If I was a dude I'd let her finish then ask for her hand in marriageeeee :) but again, that's just me!

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:18am
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    This was a song from the Sirius XM show, Covino and Rich. There's a song from the group ticklesack.

  • 31 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:54am
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    I agree with 12:30 lol

  • 34 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:53am
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    If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!! Just sayin'.

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:50am
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    Haha finally something funny.... sounds like an awesome girl!

  • 32 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:30am
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    2:40 is definitlely a whore. Maybe fat. Definitely whore

  • 34 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:11pm
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    Technically, feliz knobby job is a song by TickleSack. - Michel

  • 31 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:38am
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    Thx to ur text, my wife and I don't have sex she just gives me a "Felix Bobby job". FML

  • 32 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:04pm
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    How can anyone consider this a bad night???

  • 27 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:44am
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    11:39 LOL!!!!! That's funny.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:40pm
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    I give blowjobs as Christmas presents to all of mt fwbs :)

  • 29 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:36pm
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    smokin' on that nice pine

  • 29 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:46am
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    Sorry 12:39 not 11:39! I hit the 1 instead of the 2. Whoops!!

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:42am
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    It's probably my sluttly ass ex gf. She blows everything she can

  • 31 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:40am
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    11:39's daddy didnt hug her when she was little. JUST FUCKIN SAYIN PRICKS!

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:28am
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    I like this chick, festive and sexy! All in favor? - kid

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:49pm
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    That would be pretty hot had she been Latina... Not so much if she was white

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:58am
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    Head is head, fat whore/skinny whore. I'll let'm share fuck it.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:59am
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    10:27 why couldn't you just say "wtf" instead of (mis)spelling it out in French?

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:04am
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    i hope you're spanish

  • 27 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:49pm
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    10:59, it's spanish you dipshit, and it relates to the OP

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:50pm
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    Now that is funny! Finally someone made me laugh on this ridiculous site!

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:36am
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    Couldn't have happened just sayin

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 8:38am
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    I second the in favor

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:54am
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    The OP needs to pass this girl around to his buddies. Bro's before ho's

  • 11 11
    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 5:57pm
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    its feliz navidad which means merry christmas dumb asses

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:15pm
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    2:40 ur probably a fat whore

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