she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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In Soviet Russia nobby job is when hand cut off for stealing potato.
smokin' on that nice pine
10:54 I think the correct saying would be, "it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none."
Hahahahahaha that's so funny
I second the in favor
btws 1027 he spelled it in spanish you pompous dick
If a woman asks you to cock her, then you cock her dammit!! Just sayin'.
Sorry 12:39 not 11:39! I hit the 1 instead of the 2. Whoops!!
How can anyone consider this a bad night???
Thx to ur text, my wife and I don't have sex she just gives me a "Felix Bobby job". FML
I like this chick, festive and sexy! All in favor?
Not exactly my style but If I was a dude I'd let her finish then ask for her hand in marriageeeee :) but again, that's just me!
I agree with 12:30 lol
10:27 why couldn't you just say "wtf" instead of (mis)spelling it out in French?
Haha finally something funny.... sounds like an awesome girl!
It's probably my sluttly ass ex gf. She blows everything she can
Couldn't have happened just sayin
I give blowjobs as Christmas presents to all of mt fwbs :)
Head is head, fat whore/skinny whore. I'll let'm share fuck it.
Now that is funny! Finally someone made me laugh on this ridiculous site!
This was a song from the Sirius XM show, Covino and Rich. There's a song from the group ticklesack.
Technically, feliz knobby job is a song by TickleSack.
this is so fucking clever
That would be pretty hot had she been Latina... Not so much if she was white
its feliz navidad which means merry christmas dumb asses
2:40 is definitlely a whore. Maybe fat. Definitely whore
10:59, it's spanish you dipshit, and it relates to the OP
2:40 ur probably a fat whore
11:39 LOL!!!!! That's funny.
i hope you're spanish
The OP needs to pass this girl around to his buddies. Bro's before ho's
11:39's daddy didnt hug her when she was little. JUST FUCKIN SAYIN PRICKS!