okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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