i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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umm, no i have never role played that one. but, whatever gets you off!
oh yes...those are the best nights....but then, I like it really freaky and really rough.
How do you pretend to be a vampire? Ha sry: anti-twilight here. I still think of Dracula when I hear vampire. Not some sparkly loser. (:
11:31 proves my point exactly
If by freak you mean get super weirded out and run... You are correct sir... And yes, I'm a girl. This whole "twilight" shit is getting out of hand.
1125, they do like blood I don't think it would matter where it came from
I think it's hot shit. Don't care who you are.
1:24 I'm pretty sure TFLN was founded on the shit you do at night , aka Drugs/Alcohol/Sex. So you should probably STFU.
fiirst is the worst. second is the best:)
Agreed. TFLN sux now
LMAO. Cuz I've always wanted to be one and they won't cheat ever. Great stable base for a relationship.
11:22 (the second one about vampires) are you being legit?
Pretending you're a vampire? Are you fuckin kidding me? Sounds like a 14 year old kid's idea to get girls in the saxk
Yepp ... Haha
WE'RE NOT VAMPS. WE'RE FUCKING GOTH
I made my boyfrend wear a pic of rob pattinson on his face. He sed I gave him the best bj ever
Haha yes. Well he bites sometimes. It's awesome
hahahah i looove this. i've asked a guy to do it in bed. so hot. neck hurts the next day though
My bf destroys my neck. Pretending to be a vampire is his fav game :)
Girls love vampires. I don't blame 11:40. That's a good idea. Too bad I'm in college now and not in highschool.
TWILIGHT IS NOW FUCKING WITH MY SEX LIFE? GTFO
Yes and it was so hot
My boyfriend bites me all the time, does that count (the teeth marks last for days)
Not sure about the whole vamp deal... (twilight, blood vamp, etc) WTF cares...
All I have to say is that I like to bite and be bitten-clawed.. I think girls can go either way... some like it and others don't.. But ya know it's just awesome to bite a cute, kinky girl on the neck and them claw me down the back.. it just feels amazing!! And a little bit of blood just makes it all that more fun and fufilling. Or mabie I just like it a bit rough..
haha and it makes them not cheat on you...because theyre scared youll eat them. dude is whack
My ex was into that... not because he was into the whole being a vampire thing, but because of the adrenaline created by the flow of blood to the area. Everyone has their own little fetishes, don't judge someone for them. That's just stupid. Personally i dont mind it... why do you think so many people get hiki's, like everything it's just the extreme that is kinda weird( to some it may not be). Personally if i'm bleeding because of a guy somethings wrong! And agreed twilight mania is rediculous.
Well I do it cuz I've always wished I was one like really badly and it makes girls not cheat on you.. Trust
On that. I don't really do it to get in their pants. I'm not like that. It's mainly cuz I've always wanted to be one and this way they don't cheat.. Ever
Totally agree with 11:51. People that are really that obsessed with twilight/vampires are kindof sickening. Get a fucking life. Like on a for real note. IT'S NOT CUTE.
I did. My bf bit my neck until it bled, getting it to stop was the problem
love sadomasochism. it's the only thing that gets me off. but pretending your a vampire is a little much. dated a boy that seriously thought he was a vampire. not all what it's cracked up to be.
I think of True Blood when I hear Vampire, not Twilight.
And the True Blood vampires are effing hot lol.
...I'd go there.
Wow 11:31. So you rlly do tell girls your a vampire to get them to hook up with u? And 11:28 ily!!
Why is it that when someone says the word 'vampire' people just automatically think of Twilight? There are other vamps out there! I personally like Anne Rice's vamps and Charlaine Harris's vamps too
11：24。 i love you
way to get the south park reference. nice try though A for effort
900--you say that like you're prows of it. I wouldn't be....
I only accept a vampire boyfriend if he can suck the blood out of my vagina when I'm on my period
I wish chicks digged Dracula style vamps. They'd love me! I'd drink they're blood and stick em on a stake outside my house. Kinky eh?
I tried to hit "bad night" like 30 times :(\nI was assuming this is in relation to the Twilight stupidity that is corrupting the world. If it's anything other than that Edward Cullen, broody, sparkly bullshit I'm okay with it ^_^
I wish sexy vampire men are on my top 3 fantasyies ;)
Hahahaha. That's weird I just told my girlfriend I was a vampire and bit her neck.
im thinking 11:37 is effing crazy. i thought this was more of a question of role playing as a vampire, not convincing some obviously idiotic girls that youre ACTUALLY a vampire. damn.
11:37 proves the whole creepy thing hahaha (:
Hahahaahahahaa my boyfriend wishes he was a vampire sometimes I seriously have bite marks all over my body!
11:27 which dumbass girl would believe that? And 11:24 you're the best
11:40 has a good point
I've done that before. Turns girls on for some reason. And I look like I could be
Oh...we're talking about twilight again. Nvm.
this guy i used to hook up with used to do it all the time like before twilight.
it was hot
i would fucking adore this
Well, I'm pasty and have good physical features even though that sounds conceited. Also I say I sleep and can eat human food but I'm
Like a normal human when I do. Rofl. And idk but girls do for some
Reason. I do really have metal in my right arm and adrenaline always going through
My body however
It's not creepy, girls have a thing for vampires. Tell them you're a vampire and they freak.
My ex girl predtended I was. That can get wired
I totally agree with 1122.
I've found that pretending to be Vlad the Impaler really gets me the chicks. They totally eat it up.Especially when I impale them on ten-foot-high wooden stakes outside my house. It's great.
hahaha funniest thread ever
Pretend to be a vampire and you can get your girl to do anything.
Yes I have wholes iny neck n on my wrists but I love it
TFLN is now all about:
Real original... Didn't these all used to be funny?
I'm 15.. Lol. I'm not that serious about relationships yet. When I'm a
Little older I'm not going to be doing this.