My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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Mom knows best.
Christmas vaca, ftw
Response: "Is that why Jon never married you mom?"
move out. then you can give head in other places than your car....like, say, the couch? rocking chair? or hey! even the bathroom! ever hear of a blumpkin?
Someone needs to tell your stupid ass