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  • aw baby. this happens to the best of us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 8:42pm
    • No it doesn't, the best of us can Solid Snake that shit. I'd purposely leave a window of hers unlocked.

      Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 8, 10 at 7:41pm
  • this defintely happened to me once...except i was just waiting for my friend to wake up

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 4:24pm
  • rhode islsnddddddddddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 12:42am
  • HAHAHAHAHA I totally did the same thing to my girlfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:20pm
  • woww definitely me.... fml

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 12:58pm
  • haha i did that to some guy the other morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 5:46pm
  • DUDE! toottally sounds like my ex girldriend... yet she would prob try climbing in my window, or just sit outside my door. Stalker

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:45pm
  • go the fuck home. bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:41pm
  • im not amanda or sarah, but the fact that this has clearly happened to more than one woman is pathetic haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:23pm
  • hahahahahahahaahahhaha sad little fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 1:10am
  • amanda, is this you??

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Um...the branches are bending, and I think your mom just got in the shower...dad's drinking coffee...I guess I'll go home now...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:37pm
  • wait i read this a lot differently i though it meant "let me in" as in "fcuk her"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 12:50am
  • lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo! omfg. hahahahahahahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:31pm
  • your name wouldn't happen to be opi would it?? bahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:19pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER. How does he live with himself like this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 3:44am
  • for sure happened to me before. i was livid

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 12:55am
  • hahahaha dude, should've saved yourself at least a little pride...just really that desperate though, eh? haha SUCKS. ...shits weak man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:15pm
  • honestly, i went on dates with the guy and told him i was all set. the skeezer followed me home from a bar and waited outside my door ahahaha. i went to sleep and woke up to that text

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:53pm
  • good idea, idiot. probably a girl or some bitch-man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:56am
  • Is this text about steph falcone of Cranston?! Lmao!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:38pm