I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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If I had a nickle..
I know someone JUST like that....she's fuckin pyscho!!
send him a picture of you with a banana down your throat -- he'll want to talk then.
Pretty sure that's my ex....
guys don't want you to use your mouth for talking, they want you to use it for sucking
spread your legs, sweetie, and he will talk to you for a while
I feel like this could have been about me
Oh I get it! It's funny because that is probably something a stalker would say! But she didn't catch the irony when she said it!
Hi, my name is Boxxy