I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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If I had a nickle..
I know someone JUST like that....she's fuckin pyscho!!
Pretty sure that's my ex....
send him a picture of you with a banana down your throat -- he'll want to talk then.
guys don't want you to use your mouth for talking, they want you to use it for sucking
I feel like this could have been about me
spread your legs, sweetie, and he will talk to you for a while
Oh I get it! It's funny because that is probably something a stalker would say! But she didn't catch the irony when she said it!
Hi, my name is Boxxy