a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I understand escapist fiction, but you need a fairly low IQ and no dating experience to enjoy Twilight. And Robert Pattinson need to fucking bathe.
Actually, he doesn't bathe in an attempt to stop the rabid fangirls from coming after him. Sad but true.
Where are the grammatical errors in 7:09's post? Please 9:36 do explain.
Oh and Twilight sucks.
Are you ones of those people who confuse they're, there, and their, 6:55? Harry Potter was a dimensional, dynamic series. Your protagonist was dull, whiny, codependent, weak, let herself get raped, married at 18, and finished the series having given up her family and friends for her stalker.
aside from maybe putting "and" between dynamic and dimensional, there are no grammatical errors in 7:09's post. then again, 7:09 never claimed to be the professor. The self-proclaimed proff can't use punctuation, though!
Holy shit you saw that? Sorry I thought no one knew...
"there were no spelling errors in twilight" = "i was too obsessed with twilight to respect my intelligence enough to notice!"
Taylor lautner is pretty amazingly sexy though
Uh. Don't let Mormons write fanfiction. They confuse abuse and love and make vampires sparkle!
this was probably from my school, there are some PRETTY obsessed kids here.
Thank u Blade could kick Edwards fucking ass anyday
I would have thrown her monitor out the fucking window.
Define amazing. Poorly written? I don't even have to get into the plot, it's riddled with spelling and grammatical errors her editors didn't care enough to fix.
Vampire don't sparkle in the sun. They burst into flames! Fuck Twilight!
7:29 is a 16 year old girl. No self-respecting teacher talks and acts the way this person does. An actual Professor would generally be over the age of 30 and especially in English have to have a Master's Degree, unless teaching at Keg U.
6.28, if you were REALLY an English teacher, you'd rather shoot yourself than end a statement with a question mark. NEXT!
It also failed at Science. Guess what. People who have no pulse have no blood flow. If you have no blood flow, you can't get an erection. If you can't do that, you can't have sex. AT ALL. Also, there's the fact that crystalline structures sparkle under ALL light, not just the sun. So, Eddy McSparklepants would be "dazzling" people all over the place. Not just in the sun. Oh, and sperm dies three days after you do. Since Eddy is over a hundred years old, he can't get ANYONE pregnant.
I was a tween ugly nerd girl and even I know better than to fall for a steaming pile of Twilight. Nerd usually means smart, which is the last word you'd use in describing a Twilight fan.
I'm a university professor actually. So I guess taking your kids out of my class would be a struggle! 7:09 you need to chill the fuck out buddy, just because you don't agree doesn't make you correct! Jackass.
Dude every tween ugly nerd girl does this.
Google the Vamp by Tantus. It's a frigging dildo that sparkles in the sunlight that you can put in the freezer to mimic cold vampire flesh. Fangirls are pathetic, Twilight is an abysmally written series, and those that obsess over Twilight need to be sterilized so as not to dumb down the population any further.
737 Don't even go there, man. Don't bring Harry Potter down to Twilight's level.
Ashley Greene is far hotter than Kristien Stewart. I am a straight man and throughly enjoyed Twilight.
Twilight=teenage girl porn
Harry potter and twilight are both stupid.
Yes, there were grammatical errors in Twilight, "Professor". If you need some examples, "dust MOATS" jumps into mind, as does her misuse of the word "incandescent" to describe Edward. Christ, I'm fourteen fucking years old and I can spot errors better than you. I hope I'm never in a class of yours.
I run my fingers across the screen for that bodysuits girl
twilight makes my dick soft
5:08 ftw, I wholeheartedly concur.
Rather, I would if I cared.
Yeah if you are a guy just be a controlling stalkerish dbag and she will be smitten
I do the same thing to miley cyrus
I really hope you aren't a university professor, especially of the English language due to your numerous displays of incorrect grammar. This is the problem with a lot of people today they don't respect it enough to use it, and it's not just teens and kids, it is obviously the people teaching the kids. Fail, 7:09, fail.
good one, 10:50. I too was an ugly nerd girl.
I bet shes an easy fuck... if you are a guy try to bring her home with you
That's just creepy o.O
I think the only one that needs to go back to school is you 6:47 I agree with 6:28 it was fine. By far better than Harry Potter.
then you need to go back to school, 6:28. i liked twilight but i agree that there were problems in the text.
yeah, fuck u twilight h8rz! y are u even here wasting ur time if it's such bullshit? nd u really can't judge shit if u haven't even read it! saw part of the movie? fuck the movie! read a book u dumb fucks... btw! robert pattinson is hot SOMETIMES. taylor lautner is sexy 24/7.
its the thing he does with his hair
VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE!
And stalking's not okay.
Blade could kick Edward's ass.
I really don't think a movie such as twilight is ruining the IQ of our population. That's the stupidest thing ive ever heard. It's a damn movie and most of the people bashing it have probably never even seen it. Yeah there are some crazy fans out there that should be shot but honestly, what about the stupid Harry potter fans that go to the movies in wizard costumes????
Fuck Edward! Emmitt's da fine one
fuck i so know people like that. bahahaha fucking wierd as gothic emos
It is far from grammatically incorrect. I am an English teacher and a damn good one, and I never noticed any? Twilight FTW!
Robert Pattinson is also in good need of a shave.
Jacob all the way robert pattison looks like an owl
Actually, there is a lot of editing errors, at least in Twilight itself (and more than normal in the newest book; but I suspect some of the errors, at least in the newest one were intentional, to make the average teen more receptive to the book)...
Run to the hills, run for your life.
now we know what we should give her for birthday...
Future unhappily married soccer mom right there
Twilight is Laguana Beach and OC meets Van Helsing. Created for immature dumbass girls to fantasize about being somebody's property and being treated like shit one day..and are like soooo totally trendy
This is why I read China Mieville and Mervyn Peake as a teenage girl. I didn't grow up retarded.
Twilight is fun to read!!!!
I laugh my ass off everytime.
What a disgusting little cunt.
To answer the people who asked why we care if we hate it so much. The answer: Because I am sick and fucking tired of being barraged with meaningless drivel that is collectively lowering the IQ of our population. What's even worse are the idiots that read it and talk stupider than the text they read. LIKE OMGZ LAWL Edward and Jacob are sooooooooooooooooo hawt. Seriously people stfu and at least try and feign intellect
probably the first use of the word "feign" ever on this site...
There are also the canyon-sized plot holes, like how Jasper goes batshit insane over a papercut, but is apparently immune to girls at their "time of the month". And the fact that Rosalie's father was described as a successful banker. During the time of the Great Depression.
I'm not retarded. It's a good love story, that has never been thought of
Oh Twilight, you never seize to amaze me how easily you can take control of my girls…
Edward=effin hot!! I'd do the same thing if he was on my screen!
12:37 Excuse me? I don't know about you but Harry Potter taught me a lot of morals and influenced me to read at a very young age. Though there are overly-obsessed fans, they're harmless. Dressing up to go to a movie is hardly weird, dumbass. It's how fans show appreciation. Sort of like wearing "team edawrd" or " team Jacob" t- shirts.
Haha, there's a girl in my History class who has a Twilight wallpaper that she's always looking at during lectures...I hope it's her.
okay well first of all twilight..... fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! it is amazing and y'all are all just helots that your not a friken sparkly vampire!
a love story that's never been done? HAHAHA! hell, even buffy did the human/vampire love thing in pop culture just a few years before.
giving yourself thumbs up is lame 5:01
What is your name, 6:28? I would like to take my children out of your class.
5:08 i am guessing you are a MLIA reader?
I think it's hilarious how Twilosers have to validate themselves by bashing Harry Potter when nobody else even brought it up.
All of you people need to chill out. If you don't like Twilight then don't read it or watch the movies. It's meant to be entertainment, not a true story. And by the way it's a book in the "young adult" section in most stores meaning it is meant for teens. I personally loved the series and I'm 24, maybe because I took it for what it was and didn't try to overanalyze the story. It's a love story. Yes, it's nit realistic but who wouldn't want to find a love Luke that lasts forever?
Your ALL haters , twilight is an amazing story . Dumb bitchess.
Edwards soooo hot and I'm 27!!
Bahaha. I'll bet you just wish you owned that dildo.
There was also the fact that the story lacked a plot, dynamic characters, and the "true love" it claimed to be about. What Bella-Sue and Edward have is LUST, not love. Also, Bella is the epitome of Mary-Sue.
Professor, put down Twilight and find something intellectually stimulating like Celine.