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  • 99 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:18pm

    I understand escapist fiction, but you need a fairly low IQ and no dating experience to enjoy Twilight. And Robert Pattinson need to fucking bathe.

    • 42 55
      Submitted by Authoress on Apr 4, 11 at 2:17pm

      Actually, he doesn't bathe in an attempt to stop the rabid fangirls from coming after him. Sad but true.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:08pm

    Uh. Don't let Mormons write fanfiction. They confuse abuse and love and make vampires sparkle!

  • 86 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:49am

    Where are the grammatical errors in 7:09's post? Please 9:36 do explain. Oh and Twilight sucks.

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:55pm

    Define amazing. Poorly written? I don't even have to get into the plot, it's riddled with spelling and grammatical errors her editors didn't care enough to fix.

  • 82 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:09pm

    Are you ones of those people who confuse they're, there, and their, 6:55? Harry Potter was a dimensional, dynamic series. Your protagonist was dull, whiny, codependent, weak, let herself get raped, married at 18, and finished the series having given up her family and friends for her stalker. Yeah...

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:17pm

    "there were no spelling errors in twilight" = "i was too obsessed with twilight to respect my intelligence enough to notice!"

  • 58 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 9:55pm

    Thank u Blade could kick Edwards fucking ass anyday

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:25pm

    737 Don't even go there, man. Don't bring Harry Potter down to Twilight's level.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:21pm

    Holy shit you saw that? Sorry I thought no one knew...

  • 82 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:31am

    Vampire don't sparkle in the sun. They burst into flames! Fuck Twilight!

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:20pm

    6.28, if you were REALLY an English teacher, you'd rather shoot yourself than end a statement with a question mark. NEXT!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:13am

    Twilight=teenage girl porn

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:50pm

    I was a tween ugly nerd girl and even I know better than to fall for a steaming pile of Twilight. Nerd usually means smart, which is the last word you'd use in describing a Twilight fan.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:39am

    7:29 is a 16 year old girl. No self-respecting teacher talks and acts the way this person does. An actual Professor would generally be over the age of 30 and especially in English have to have a Master's Degree, unless teaching at Keg U.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:37pm

    Ashley Greene is far hotter than Kristien Stewart. I am a straight man and throughly enjoyed Twilight.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:31am

    aside from maybe putting "and" between dynamic and dimensional, there are no grammatical errors in 7:09's post. then again, 7:09 never claimed to be the professor. The self-proclaimed proff can't use punctuation, though!

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 10:08pm

    I would have thrown her monitor out the fucking window.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:21am

    That's just creepy o.O

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:37pm

    I really don't think a movie such as twilight is ruining the IQ of our population. That's the stupidest thing ive ever heard. It's a damn movie and most of the people bashing it have probably never even seen it. Yeah there are some crazy fans out there that should be shot but honestly, what about the stupid Harry potter fans that go to the movies in wizard costumes????

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:57pm

    Dude every tween ugly nerd girl does this.

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:35pm

    It also failed at Science. Guess what. People who have no pulse have no blood flow. If you have no blood flow, you can't get an erection. If you can't do that, you can't have sex. AT ALL. Also, there's the fact that crystalline structures sparkle under ALL light, not just the sun. So, Eddy McSparklepants would be "dazzling" people all over the place. Not just in the sun. Oh, and sperm dies three days after you do. Since Eddy is over a hundred years old, he can't get ANYONE pregnant.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:36am

    I really hope you aren't a university professor, especially of the English language due to your numerous displays of incorrect grammar. This is the problem with a lot of people today they don't respect it enough to use it, and it's not just teens and kids, it is obviously the people teaching the kids. Fail, 7:09, fail.

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:40am

    Haha, there's a girl in my History class who has a Twilight wallpaper that she's always looking at during lectures...I hope it's her.

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:04pm

    oh connecticut. this was probably from my school, there are some PRETTY obsessed kids here.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:24pm

    Lmfaooooo "owl" Taylor lautner is pretty amazingly sexy though

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:47pm

    then you need to go back to school, 6:28. i liked twilight but i agree that there were problems in the text.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 8:33pm

    its the thing he does with his hair

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:54am

    twilight makes my dick soft

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:36pm

    Robert Pattinson is also in good need of a shave.

  • 63 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:46pm

    Google the Vamp by Tantus. It's a frigging dildo that sparkles in the sunlight that you can put in the freezer to mimic cold vampire flesh. Fangirls are pathetic, Twilight is an abysmally written series, and those that obsess over Twilight need to be sterilized so as not to dumb down the population any further.

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:19am

    What is your name, 6:28? I would like to take my children out of your class.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:01pm

    I do the same thing to miley cyrus

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:37pm

    Harry potter and twilight are both stupid.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    Yeah if you are a guy just be a controlling stalkerish dbag and she will be smitten

  • 30 32
    Submitted by slutwalker18 on Jun 23, 12 at 7:24pm

    now we know what we should give her for birthday...

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:16am

    Fuck Edward! Emmitt's da fine one

  • 61 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:18pm

    I bet shes an easy fuck... if you are a guy try to bring her home with you

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:34pm

    Yes, there were grammatical errors in Twilight, "Professor". If you need some examples, "dust MOATS" jumps into mind, as does her misuse of the word "incandescent" to describe Edward. Christ, I'm fourteen fucking years old and I can spot errors better than you. I hope I'm never in a class of yours.

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 4:29pm

    Twilight is Laguana Beach and OC meets Van Helsing. Created for immature dumbass girls to fantasize about being somebody's property and being treated like shit one day..and are like soooo totally trendy

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:43am

    To answer the people who asked why we care if we hate it so much. The answer: Because I am sick and fucking tired of being barraged with meaningless drivel that is collectively lowering the IQ of our population. What's even worse are the idiots that read it and talk stupider than the text they read. LIKE OMGZ LAWL Edward and Jacob are sooooooooooooooooo hawt. Seriously people stfu and at least try and feign intellect

    • 40 73
      Submitted by suspire on Jun 2, 10 at 4:45pm

      probably the first use of the word "feign" ever on this site...

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:49am

    Actually, there is a lot of editing errors, at least in Twilight itself (and more than normal in the newest book; but I suspect some of the errors, at least in the newest one were intentional, to make the average teen more receptive to the book)...

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:51pm

    VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE! And stalking's not okay. Blade could kick Edward's ass.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:05pm

    I run my fingers across the screen for that bodysuits girl

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 9:44pm

    Run to the hills, run for your life. -Iron Maiden

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:37am

    Future unhappily married soccer mom right there

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:55pm

    I think the only one that needs to go back to school is you 6:47 I agree with 6:28 it was fine. By far better than Harry Potter.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    yeah, fuck u twilight h8rz! y are u even here wasting ur time if it's such bullshit? nd u really can't judge shit if u haven't even read it! saw part of the movie? fuck the movie! read a book u dumb fucks... btw! robert pattinson is hot SOMETIMES. taylor lautner is sexy 24/7.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:08pm

    good one, 10:50. I too was an ugly nerd girl.

  • 48 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 7:29am

    I'm a university professor actually. So I guess taking your kids out of my class would be a struggle! 7:09 you need to chill the fuck out buddy, just because you don't agree doesn't make you correct! Jackass.

  • 56 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:03am

    okay well first of all twilight..... fuck yeah!!!!!!!!! it is amazing and y'all are all just helots that your not a friken sparkly vampire!

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:15pm

    5:08 i am guessing you are a MLIA reader?

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:59pm

    Jacob all the way robert pattison looks like an owl

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    5:08 ftw, I wholeheartedly concur. Rather, I would if I cared.

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:19pm

    fuck i so know people like that. bahahaha fucking wierd as gothic emos

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:16am

    This is why I read China Mieville and Mervyn Peake as a teenage girl. I didn't grow up retarded.

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 9:19am

    I think it's hilarious how Twilosers have to validate themselves by bashing Harry Potter when nobody else even brought it up.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:29am

    a love story that's never been done? HAHAHA! hell, even buffy did the human/vampire love thing in pop culture just a few years before.

  • 41 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:36pm

    There are also the canyon-sized plot holes, like how Jasper goes batshit insane over a papercut, but is apparently immune to girls at their "time of the month". And the fact that Rosalie's father was described as a successful banker. During the time of the Great Depression.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:14pm

    Edward=effin hot!! I'd do the same thing if he was on my screen!

  • 40 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:06pm

    Professor, put down Twilight and find something intellectually stimulating like Celine.

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:19am

    I'm not retarded. It's a good love story, that has never been thought of

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:12am

    12:37 Excuse me? I don't know about you but Harry Potter taught me a lot of morals and influenced me to read at a very young age. Though there are overly-obsessed fans, they're harmless. Dressing up to go to a movie is hardly weird, dumbass. It's how fans show appreciation. Sort of like wearing "team edawrd" or " team Jacob" t- shirts.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:03pm

    giving yourself thumbs up is lame 5:01

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:28pm

    It is far from grammatically incorrect. I am an English teacher and a damn good one, and I never noticed any? Twilight FTW!

  • 36 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:52pm

    All of you people need to chill out. If you don't like Twilight then don't read it or watch the movies. It's meant to be entertainment, not a true story. And by the way it's a book in the "young adult" section in most stores meaning it is meant for teens. I personally loved the series and I'm 24, maybe because I took it for what it was and didn't try to overanalyze the story. It's a love story. Yes, it's nit realistic but who wouldn't want to find a love Luke that lasts forever?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:16pm

    What a disgusting little cunt.

  • 32 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:58am

    Oh Twilight, you never seize to amaze me how easily you can take control of my girls…

  • 39 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:36pm

    There was also the fact that the story lacked a plot, dynamic characters, and the "true love" it claimed to be about. What Bella-Sue and Edward have is LUST, not love. Also, Bella is the epitome of Mary-Sue.

  • 38 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 5:45am

    Bahaha. I'll bet you just wish you owned that dildo.

  • 36 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 2:03am

    Edwards soooo hot and I'm 27!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 7:55pm

    Twilight is fun to read!!!! I laugh my ass off everytime.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:50pm

    Your ALL haters , twilight is an amazing story . Dumb bitchess.