Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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="...because two bitches were climbing into the front seat instead of waiting their turn like good hos."
3 girls? Certainly worth pulling over then
Also worth wrecking for
First world problems
Well mom, you see what happened was...
While dad was so proud of his son!
Current score\nPorksword 3\nNunubeast 1\nMmmmmmmmgay 0
Winning? I'd say so
Too much win to drive car...
@nunubeest nice ME reference
I'm calling shenanigans, I don't think any guy would have 3 girls all wanting to suck his dick at the same time.
I hate it when I have that problem...
Because you'd prefer to suck that dick all by yourself?
right. because if you read my reply in context to the post that makes sense. don't push your cock sucking fantasies on me
Yep, makes perfect sense. Does the airbag hurt when it pops on the back of your head?
does my Dick hurt on the back of your throat. go balls deep on a tranny. loser
Are you offering? How do you look in heels?
just like your mom and sister. who frequently suck my dick in the car
fooool porksword is a Bible of hilarity..."you exist because he allows it..you will end because he demands it"