theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
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It's a trap. The apple juice is clean, but I'd be suspicious of any other murky liquids in the fridge.
He actually didn't pee in anything, just a clever way to have you toss out a perfectly good bottle of apple juice
Agree with Skittlehunter
Some people just need to be locked out on your porch during parties.
Atleast he left a note.
@robann, if it is sterile then why is the body getting rid of it as waste? I mean i drink my own urine ever now and then dont get me wrong but someone elses, thats out of the question.
Im so doing this
Apple juice is fine. all your toiletries are now suspect though.
Sterile or not, that's just nasty!
"Guess who just failed their drug test..."
Urine is sterile, what's the worst that could happen?
You could drink somebody's piss