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  • I wish we had women of this caliber Here in Dallas...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:26pm
  • be a sport and just put some newspaper down...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:25pm
  • I love this girl!!!!! Might try that tonight :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:30pm
  • whore logic 3:15 wore logic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:17pm
  • This is so funny... all of these women pretending to be better than what they really are, lmao. If you want it, take it, it's a free cock. If you don't want it then just SAY NO. But for god sake don't pretend you're such a good girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 3:25PM<--- amazing. as long as it's in there bed, i'll fuck her till she runs out of blood, done it many a times, and i'll do it again. Cherry-creamsicle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Women are crazy. I'm a woman and even I think so lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:53pm
  • you whore! shut up and gimme a bj

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:07pm
  • I AM NOT A WHORE ((but i like to do it))

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:45am
  • 3:11 haha that ALWAYS happened to me. with one of my fuck friends, i honestly dont think he ever caught me on a night when i shaved. terrible. but humorous none the less.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I don't think that you fully understand the concept of being classy. Besides, its not like you can act it anyway. You either are a classy lady or you are not. In your case I would rather be concerned with the self respect. Just something to think about. It is a funny text though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:18pm
  • Aha, I Like It! I Like It ALOT! :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:53am
  • Why are women who enjoy their sexuality called whores? Why does a woman have to deny herself sex in order to be a "good" girl? Can anyone answer that without referring to their personal religious beliefs?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:01pm
  • this is honestly the first time i've ever been so surprised at the level of planning you guys do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:07pm
  • The funny part is a girl thinking that giving head is a win for her....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:03am
  • 8:10 haha true this girl is a little crazy but i just mean in general i dont get when girls get called whores when they like sex, its bullshit, guys want girls to have sex with them but then they go around callin girls sluts...stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:05pm
  • My god. My fiancee did the same thing to me. And yes... we're getting married

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:31pm
  • I've done that before! And the no shaving thing too! Not shaving is a better tactic though, if you don't want them to think you are a whore. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 8:45- That's just sick. I'm a girl and that would never ever fly with me. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:15am
  • ive tried that, but always end up sleeping with them anyways. not my problem...theirs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:48am
  • hahah YESSSS this is how i stay a good girl either only bring guys home on my period or when i havent shaved so i wont let anyone down there even if im hammered

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:09pm
  • the smell of the menstruation will give it away BEARS!!!! NOW WE HAVE BEARS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:09pm
  • where have you been my whole life??!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:51pm
  • saying "no, i can't because i have my period" is entirely different from saying "no, i won't because i'm not a whore." just because you can't make the distinction doesn't mean the rest of us can't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:22pm
  • A girl saying no is so fucking hot its unbelievable

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:29pm
  • im sorry honey, i tried that one, and didnt work. On tthe shower from behind.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:41pm
  • You're not readin the situation properly. When you tell the boy that you won't screw him, he'll wonder why the hell you brought him home. Then he will proceed to conclude you're not hot (or smart) enough to pull this kind of shit and never call you again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:11pm
  • wtf kinda of logic is this??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:15pm
  • or, just don't shave. that way you can say "oh, i totally wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone tonight, i'm so embarrassed!" then you can still fuck , but it makes you look like less of a whore.. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:11pm
  • you're my hero and i guess that makes me a whore too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:57am
  • lol, inadvertendly did this, I just didn't tell him I was on my period, subsequent impressions unintentional

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:39pm
  • we Pitt girls are just crazy about cock and we're all sluts!!! WHOOOO!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:58pm
  • I second this text message. It works. They really think you're playing hard to get. Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:13pm
  • agreed 10:01 agreed, but i stated that earlier, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:08am
  • if she's marriage material than he's gonna end up cheating on her with her sister and she'll end up on "Snapped" for killing her hubs and sis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:53pm
  • good plan, I aprove.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Having a strategy for making yourself look like less of a whore...means your a huge whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:05am
  • bj = he still wins. probably wont call you either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Pittsburgh girls looooooove the cock. Love it. All of them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:27pm
  • I'm all in on the love for 7:54 and agree with 10:01.. at least some people can have respect for a healthy female libido

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:51pm
  • 7:54PM i loveee you. THANK YOU! We need more men like you and women for that matter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:38am
  • men who fuck around are equally whores. people are just too blind to acknowledge it, because that's the double standard. a whore is a whore is a whore. it doesn't discriminate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:15pm
  • Agreed 3:28. Good job 3:25!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:36pm
  • June 19, 2009 4:01PM i dont give a shit if you don't care, i care. eww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:35pm
  • By the way, the head was AWESOME :) you can be on the rag anytime hun!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Clearly the real issue here is that she wants to find a potential husband in a random hookup. Good thinking, because usually when you bring someone you just met back to your house they want to someday marry you. June 20, 2009 1:53AM AGREED!!! Why would he think you're marriage material if you bring him home the first night you meet him? dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:16am
  • and i agee with 10:15, this thing really pisses me off, its so rediculous why girls have this standard put on them where liking sex makes them a whore, it doesnt make sense...as a guy idk i just dont get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:13am
  • Class my ass bitch you just pwned yourself for giving him a bj and thinking that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Holy shit am I the only one who thought the first response was hilarious? BEARS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:28pm
  • the irony is that more often than not, guys don't think like that. At all. We don't think you're "marriage material" until we've formally dated you for several years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:38am
  • 7:57 your not a whore, your just a girl that likes sex, who can blame ya, sex is greattt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 4:42pm
  • hahahaha. I've done that before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:53pm
  • Who gives a fuck if you are on the rag. That just means less foreplay needed she's pre-lubed boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Most guys won't even care you're on the rag...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:01pm
  • giving head is not classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:35am
  • 10:15PM Well said! People never seem to realize this....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:24pm
  • why bring a guy home if you're not going to fuck him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:17am
  • Dude, I did the same exact thing LAST night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:27pm
  • So u hav ur period....better get ready to say u dont want to fuck him the first time on the rag cause he will still want to.. great excuse to fuck in the shower... Luv those Pittsburgh girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:41pm
  • 9:11 I love you too :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:06am
  • LMAO...THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT! GOOD GIRL FOR GIVING HIM HEAD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:51pm
  • 2:31...I did the same thing to my husband and we have been married over two years...I wasn't on my period and it was a planned date not a random hook up, but none the less it was our first date. I just wanted to see what I was working with, I liked it, so I married him. I am not a whore, not ever close! I just know what I like...and I get what I want! That is called confidence!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:51pm
  • When has a chick on their period ever stopped a drunk and determined gentleman from the Burgh'?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:36pm
  • 7:54, you're fantastic. And also, I have done this exact thing numerous times. It's a damn good plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:44pm
  • No that doesn't make you marriage material, that makes you a selfish bitch. If he doesn't fuck you in the ass the he's not calling you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:10pm
  • That sounds like a Deep Thoughts by jack handey quote gone wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Agree 7:54. Why do girls always get called whores when they like sex? Bit this particular girl is crazy though. :P but funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:10pm
  • This is why I'm not married. I guess I can't fall for this BS... Well there's that and the fact that there are a great deal of whores out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Clearly the real issue here is that she wants to find a potential husband in a random hookup. Good thinking, because usually when you bring someone you just met back to your house they want to someday marry you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:53am
  • 3:25 TFLN reference FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:28pm
  • PITTSBURGH REPRESENT!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:26pm
  • lol@ female mating strategery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:35pm
  • I am 412 and I am the epitome of class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:55am
  • 412 area code...there is no class there anyways!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:16pm
  • stay classy san diego

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:45am
  • i like sex!! is nice!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:08am
  • Why not just say no? I wouldn't want to be put in that situation anyway. Jesus. Why are all of the girls on here whores? And giving him head.. like that's a classful act?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:25pm
  • I can't see why you'd possibly want to do that. All it leaves you with is a dick down your throat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Or, you're basically just a whore trying to hide that you are a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:23pm
  • She's obviously not going to tell him she's on her period! She'll just say no and look like such a good girl. I've absolutely done this before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Yes, yes, we Pittsburgh girls love the cock!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:53pm
  • girls think in fucked up logic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:23am
  • AHAHHA that is priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:07am
  • so wait? put his random cock in your mouth, but not let him fuck you? i don't understand whore logic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 3:09 i love you. anchorman FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:37am
  • LOL...like to see im not the only PGHer that did basically the same thing last night.. but sans BJ. my drunk ass made him watch weekend at bernies instead...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:47pm
  • girls are so devious, if you want it take it, dont lead us on...at least shes decent enough to blow him though, lol oh and a message to all the guys, just because a girl wants dick, doesnt make them a whore, i hate when a girl gets labeled as a whore for gettin what she wants, girls enjoy sex as much as us, or at least they should,...so dont hate...its a good thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:54pm
  • 5:25, shouldn't you be getting back to your day job? Counselor at the church camp, diddling little boys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:33pm
  • He'll take the head job, try to fuck you next time and still not think you are marriage material Or he will think...I can't be fucked waiting for you to be ready and move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:47am
  • I like the pittsburgh area code....whats your number?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Pretty sound reasoning, I like the way this chick thinks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:41pm
  • 6:07, i'm a girl and i try to avoid this silliness, but i catch myself planning situations all the time. never this kind of 'don't-tell-him i'm bleeding out my vag and blow him instead' bullshit but if i know i'm going to be seeing/speaking to a person, i'll kinda think ahead and try and plan what to say/do in order to steer the encounter in the direction i want it to go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:13pm
  • i thnk the only reason girls get called whores is that they are the ones who decide whether there will be sex or not....thats the logic some of my buddies use to justify sleeping around...either way, theres too much put into a label, so you should just say fuck it and do whatever the hell you feel like...as a guy, id say dont worry about the labels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:29pm
  • I'd rather just get head anyway. Does that make me selfish?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:11pm
  • 3:22 pm you need to chill the fuck out. :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:09am
  • Til u get hammered and forget and fuck him anyway...been there

    Submitted by hilldogg on May 1, 10 at 3:34am
  • Haha, fucking BRILLIANT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 5:22pm
  • i'm female and all i can say is i fucking worship this woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Datz rong

    Submitted by hellrayzr on Mar 2, 10 at 5:13am
  • or he rapes your ass for leading him on....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:13pm
  • i heard their menstration attracts bears

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 11:53pm
  • i'm cringing cuz sometimes I think the same way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 3:02am
  • 3:22 has got it. A man that is marriage material knows the difference. Shes leading herself to an oaf or a marriage material man that wants sex before he finds someone else to marry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 12:22am
  • All you people calling this girl a slut, stop it! All women are sluts, no matter what race, age or whatever. As soon as they find out they can get things by using their vaginas they turn evil.

    Submitted by Nero905 on Mar 12, 12 at 8:52am
  • Sadly I've done this, and men are so dumb it really works.

    Submitted by michelleE on Jul 3, 10 at 10:43pm
  • haha aw thank you 12:38, much appreciated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 1:17am
  • this is hilarious, bringing a stranger home and blowing him doesnt exactly scream "im classy" though, but still hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:18pm
  • WHO ARE YOU? I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!

    Submitted by ktmc on Apr 7, 10 at 1:29pm
  • I really HATE that women get labeled whores for wanting/liking sex. Bringing home a stranger and giving him head isn't exactly safe (although she doesn't say its gonna be a stranger; she may have a particular boy in mind), but that doesn't mean she's a whore. Prudes..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:45pm
  • since when does not sleeping with a random boy automatically make someone "marriage material?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:40am
  • Fucking bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 8:25am
  • Haha 3:09

    Submitted by Riipter on Mar 14, 11 at 7:02pm
  • i legit loled at this. i do like this 'whore logic'. may actually try it next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:22am