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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.

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(718): View more from New York

Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

ur mom makes the best bacon

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE

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(917): View more from New York City

Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Sunday is the day of rest.

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As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers

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(805): View more from California

OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.

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