The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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His name is.......empty
Better than taking with your cat all day.
Whats its name?
His name is Rock. Rock Bottom. Damn glad to meet you.
Hey asshole, suck a bag of dicks!
WTF brought this on, Mr. Cranky Pants?
Probably didn't even accomplish that today, that's why he is angry
Hey Panda your mom is such a fucking slut she spends so much time on her back she doesn't even need to wear shes anymore you inbred fuck
Did no one get Panda's Louie CK reference???
Lol bag?? High class. \nLouie CK reference was funny!\nSo do i need to eat the bag too or just the contents? Lol
Hmmm BAG of wine (crap ass shit)\n\nGoal: get plowed and not remember anyof it for another 2 weeks