Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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Dumb everyones done that before
Some day you'll make some lucky guy real happy.
i'm actually pleasantly surprised to not see the text end in the word "Classy."
cuz that shit is not classy.
As any other true Southern Belle has done......just don't lose the pearls.
not as bad as when i cleaned up someones vomit with my diamond ring and pearl earrings on.....
I didn't know high-class prostitutes had friends to text.
Only in the great state of Texas
That's why they call it a gag reflex.
That's what u get for waking up in Vegaaaas!
Now that takes class