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  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:41am

    Some day you'll make some lucky guy real happy.

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:17am

    Dumb everyones done that before

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:39pm

    i'm actually pleasantly surprised to not see the text end in the word "Classy." cuz that shit is not classy.

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:43am

    I didn't know high-class prostitutes had friends to text.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:39pm

    As any other true Southern Belle has done......just don't lose the pearls.

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:48pm

    not as bad as when i cleaned up someones vomit with my diamond ring and pearl earrings on.....

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 8:34pm

    Only in the great state of Texas

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:42am

    That's why they call it a gag reflex.

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:14am

    That's what u get for waking up in Vegaaaas!

  • 40 40
    Submitted by dicksearcher on Oct 23, 11 at 8:12pm

    Now that takes class

  • 24 31
    Submitted by In_Soviet_Russia on Apr 11, 12 at 12:29pm

    FAIL