Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
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7:33 wrong gender, einstein
I see it as a turn off when a guy doesn't know what to do.
you have a 3 inch wide, square shaped vagina?
you'd think the roast beef vag would be *appetizing*, but sure enuff... that shit's gross. ladies, you gotta realize sometimes a dude's thinking to himself "hey, let's really get her going" until he gets sight (or a whiff) of the thing. then he has to try and play it cool and get the hell out of dodge ASAP. been there. not our fault.
xD haha. This is the first area code I recognize. Florida.
This is priceless.
5:49 a month ago I would have said "shut up virgin" but a week ago I hooked up with a girl who had a kid, her vag was the scariest thing i'd ever seen, it looked like she gave birth to the hulk and he barreled out of there.
"(212): her vagina looked like bernie madoff "
...anyone seeing the connection? lmfao
stop looking, start eating.
yea if i see a rubiks cube i get excited and work at it for about 20 minutes and then i qui-ohhhh good point lol
florida actually 227... nice try though
maybe he could SEE Jersey in your Vagina.
this was on web soup!
Did he just peel the stickers off and make it look like he got the job done?
worthless and useless man.
Someone watched too much Family Guy.
whats that midget doing up there????
I bet thats what he was thinking
I have to admit, I have ran into a few vaginas and almost asked out loud "what the hell is that???"
who possibly thoguht this was a good night?
Grim STFU 5.49 - you gonna end up with some slack-ass, slack-jawed bitch with no self respect cos you didn't respect her first.
that is so sad. my guess is that he didn't know what to do with it at all.
i've been there. it SUCKS.
wow, is it that beat up?
ohhh been there haha
lol sounds like he was a first-timer, 7:09 wtf did u do?
Her shit probably wasn't clean or trimmed. No point in subjecting yourself to something like that. Fake a headache or stomach flu and get out fast.
wikipedia anatomy of the vagina, buy a book about it, figure it out however you have, ask you grandmother how to pleasure the ladygarden. please.
(212): her vagina looked like bernie madoff
good night because he probably got some, bad night because she didn't get hers. they all look a little different so sometimes it's not as easy as you girls think...plus it might have been kind of a turn off to him (like roast beef or something). help him out next time, give pointers and directions
Sometimes you just don't want someone poking around who doesn't know what they're doing. It's like getting the mailman to do the plumbing.
2:50 same couple maybe?
5:10 - that's hilarious
5:11 - good point
probably as in, the poor guy had no idea what we was doing.
Is it something everybody was trying to do in the seventies?
The clitoris - nature's rubik's cube.
He's probably like "okay how do I solve this problem?!" haha u should get that checked out :P
5:49, screw off fucktard
^ HAHAHA bet that happend to her
Web soup mentioned this lol
keeping it classy ft. lauderdale