Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Gives new meaning to the phrase 'coming to America. '
America fuck yeah
This is the most patriotic thing I have ever heard.
Grandpa is in heaven, smiling and looking down on you as he plays with himself.
Grampa likes to watch.
I bet he got some there too.
I'm sure that's exactly what grandpa envisioned when he came to this great country
Epic thought process
nice way to commemorate grandpa's courage and your family's new start in America.
Grandpa Blaszkiewicz came to America with a dream, a dream that one day his grandson would be able to recieve a blowjob without fear of communist reprisals and repression. *sob* brings a tear to my eyes.
Your great-grandma was named America?
The old man was smiling down on you with a tear of pride in his eye
the only thing that couldve made this better is if he added "while listening to the National Anthem"
he wanted in too
I'm very inspired to hear that