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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...

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He's the fucking cop whisperer.

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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me

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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x

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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality

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