the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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Yes, I totally agree and typically drink to that!
Today was that day for me. Fuck yea!!!!!
Lol that's right, 347 NYC !!
I hate children. Today is a day I'm glad I'm not pregnant, screaming little fuckers.
Lol!!! I have had that day! And sometimes taking birth control doesn't decrease the paranoia. I am a teacher and I used to want kids. Every day I am given more reasons to never have kids of my own!!!
Considering the guys like 1:18, I have another suggestion: lesbians! Lesbians fuck better.
Are you using contraceptives properly? Taking your pill at the same time each day? Making sure the condon is the right fit and rolled all the way down the base? Applying spermicidal lubricant?
Best day of the month
Some women consider it a horrible day to find out they're not pregnant. Just a reminder, every baby is a gift.
the game of life sucks
God damn those are the best days just found out YESTERDAY my girlfriend wasn't pregnant *phew*
women who can't get pregnant should adopt before they spend thousands of dollars on infertility treatments.
The difference is that not all women wish to be mothers, 4:03, you overly sentimental cuntbag.
12:19(2) was just reminded people that this sort of worry isn't necessary if you're doing it right.
I had that day today! It's always a mix of ecstatic vs pissed off. Don't get me wrong...I'd take not being pregnant over anything anyday, but periods fucking suck! lol
Slut, such a loving word <3
Lol fuck I love that day
My god people application is for fun not expressing ur overly senstive opinions about protection!!!
Think about it maybe her condom broke or she's not ready to be a mum maybe she isn't a slut
Get real have a laugh or delete the fuckin application or don't visit the fuckin site xxx
The point is....not pregnant so who gives a fuck?
There's always abortion.
happy not a fathers day! (or not a mothers day in this case)
Maybe there's a different angle to this. The OP could've been seated next to a family with obnoxious children, or seen a C-section scar, or heard about a woman forced to choose between carrying out her pregnancy and chemotherapy...
Hell, even when I'm between boyfriends, I have moments I'm glad not to be pregnant. Who needs that?
Had a dream I was preggo last night. Woke up and remembered I'm on my period. Whew!
swallow or take it in the ass and you will be happy every day of your slutty life, cunt
Then it's a gift I can return to sender - abort!
Slut! Wonder if she's busy later...
I wish I was pregnant sometimes
Never had to worry bout that. I think having to worry bout an STD is worse!! Anyone agree?!?
Truely the best days!!!!
6:49 GTFO with your fugly brit toothed self