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  • Yes, I totally agree and typically drink to that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Today was that day for me. Fuck yea!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Lol that's right, 347 NYC !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19pm
  • I hate children. Today is a day I'm glad I'm not pregnant, screaming little fuckers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Lol!!! I have had that day! And sometimes taking birth control doesn't decrease the paranoia. I am a teacher and I used to want kids. Every day I am given more reasons to never have kids of my own!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:08pm
  • Considering the guys like 1:18, I have another suggestion: lesbians! Lesbians fuck better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:22pm
  • AGREED

    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 18, 10 at 10:10am
  • Are you using contraceptives properly? Taking your pill at the same time each day? Making sure the condon is the right fit and rolled all the way down the base? Applying spermicidal lubricant?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:19pm
  • Amen!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:40am
  • Best day of the month

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Some women consider it a horrible day to find out they're not pregnant. Just a reminder, every baby is a gift.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:03pm
  • the game of life sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:30pm
  • God damn those are the best days just found out YESTERDAY my girlfriend wasn't pregnant *phew*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 12:28pm
  • women who can't get pregnant should adopt before they spend thousands of dollars on infertility treatments.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:58pm
  • The difference is that not all women wish to be mothers, 4:03, you overly sentimental cuntbag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 12:19(2) was just reminded people that this sort of worry isn't necessary if you're doing it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:22pm
  • I had that day today! It's always a mix of ecstatic vs pissed off. Don't get me wrong...I'd take not being pregnant over anything anyday, but periods fucking suck! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:54am
  • Slut, such a loving word <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:52pm
  • Lol fuck I love that day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:17pm
  • My god people application is for fun not expressing ur overly senstive opinions about protection!!! Think about it maybe her condom broke or she's not ready to be a mum maybe she isn't a slut Get real have a laugh or delete the fuckin application or don't visit the fuckin site xxx

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 6:49pm
  • The point is....not pregnant so who gives a fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:23pm
  • There's always abortion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:31pm
  • happy not a fathers day! (or not a mothers day in this case)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Maybe there's a different angle to this. The OP could've been seated next to a family with obnoxious children, or seen a C-section scar, or heard about a woman forced to choose between carrying out her pregnancy and chemotherapy... Hell, even when I'm between boyfriends, I have moments I'm glad not to be pregnant. Who needs that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:59pm
  • Had a dream I was preggo last night. Woke up and remembered I'm on my period. Whew!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:21pm
  • swallow or take it in the ass and you will be happy every day of your slutty life, cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 1:18pm
  • Then it's a gift I can return to sender - abort!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Slut! Wonder if she's busy later...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:42am
  • I wish I was pregnant sometimes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Never had to worry bout that. I think having to worry bout an STD is worse!! Anyone agree?!?

    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Aug 30, 10 at 6:09pm
  • Truely the best days!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:15pm
  • 6:49 GTFO with your fugly brit toothed self

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 11:13pm