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  • i know who this was. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:48pm
  • I probably know you too. the 772 is a small area code lol. and who cares if the text is fake. the point of the website isn't to sit here and debate if they're legit or not. i've typed like that on occasion, switching between "you" and "u", and using an ampersand instead of typing out "and". just enjoy the laughs you get, and move on to the next text. don't wallow over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Why wouldn't they just say fucked up?

    Submitted by i69b on Apr 10, 10 at 5:34am
  • i write normally with phones.. don't use shorthand.. just cos on predictive it's easier

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:52pm
  • i've definitely done this before, minus the crying, so i'm voting not fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:40am
  • I absolutely LOVE the wizard of oz!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:09pm
  • i have an iphone i write liket hat all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:24am
  • why does everyone always assume 772 = vero. there's stuart, jensen, psl, ft pierce, vero, sebastian, griffin etc..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:02am
  • wow you guys are too hype. this is just like any other text on here, so i guess they must all be fake right? who cares anyway, it's funny. p.s. stoned/wasted gets the point across, but if you reeeeally wanted to be nitpicky and/or "save space" say blasted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:05pm
  • fake or not, its not even fucking funny. only a fucking d-bag would do some shit like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:53pm
  • no way this was the walmart on us1 in sebastian....or maybe the one on 60 in vero?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Dude I seen this happening this is fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 12:16am
  • fake or not, it's still pretty damn funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:34pm
  • i'm filing this under bullshit. just because it's worded strangely. but...us floridians...we are quite classy. /sarcasm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:03pm
  • ok not fake...my father did that our last vacation-just replace walmart with beach resort

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:11pm
  • i'm gonna have to say this was vero. we're too damn crazy. i could absolutely see this happening in vero. and its always assumed to be vero because we're the best in the 772. we made it famous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:26pm
  • how is that redundant? they're two different things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:31pm
  • nottt fake. i've typed stone/wasted before when my friends and i were both stoned AND wasted. there's only so many characters in a text. save space where ever you can if you don't wanna send more than one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:49am
  • even drunk i still use proper english..... it just takes alot longer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:21pm
  • This is what I like to see, stories from the 772. Fingers crossed that this was the Wal Mart off US1 on the border of Jensen and PSL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:47pm
  • totally a st lucie thing, there's nothing better in the town to do than WAL*MART and everyone else knows it. i'm betting it's SLW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:35am
  • probably fake. it's so annoying that anyone would take the time to send in fake shit.. totally defeats the point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:13am
  • categorically not fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37am
  • fake. nobody uses "&" in texts. or switches from "you" to "u" or types out both stoned AND wasted, separated by a slash. fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:22am
  • Walmart on Market Place in Stuart is where it's at!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:52am
  • I probably know you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:52am
  • I swear I have heard this story before.. Either that or it's just weird déjà vu

    Submitted by anumaljr on Nov 29, 11 at 7:23am
  • haha i live like two minutes away from that walmart, a couple weeks ago i did that except with blue paint all over my face wearing a superman cape. no lie, i have pictures, the sad part? i was not wasted/stoned hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:41pm
  • just the way it's written feels fake. Besides, if you were with a friend at Wal-Mart chances are you'd know what substance it was that got them to that state, so "stoned/wasted" feels really fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:37am
  • just about everybody texts shorthand....saves a hell of a lot of time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:28am
  • I really wouldn't put it past anyone in the 772 though, it could be real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22pm
  • hahahahahahahahahaha it's legit real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:33pm
  • 11:49 "stoned/wasted" is redundant, but cutting back to one or the other is not considered "saving space"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:18pm
  • probably psl,yea, no doubt psl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:53am
  • probably because vero is the best part of the 772!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:37am
  • I did that one my 21st birthday and got to spend the night in the drunk tank!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:17pm
  • there's no reason to not type like a human if you have a smart phone. I use "&" all the time. and "stoned/wasted" could mean the person was both, not one or the other.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:21pm
  • it's not funny to me because it's fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:40pm
  • honestly.. who gives a fuck if its fake?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:26pm