you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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i know who this was. haha
I probably know you too. the 772 is a small area code lol.
and who cares if the text is fake. the point of the website isn't to sit here and debate if they're legit or not. i've typed like that on occasion, switching between "you" and "u", and using an ampersand instead of typing out "and".
just enjoy the laughs you get, and move on to the next text. don't wallow over it.
Why wouldn't they just say fucked up?
i write normally with phones.. don't use shorthand.. just cos on predictive it's easier
i've definitely done this before, minus the crying, so i'm voting not fake
I absolutely LOVE the wizard of oz!!!!!
i have an iphone i write liket hat all the time
why does everyone always assume 772 = vero. there's stuart, jensen, psl, ft pierce, vero, sebastian, griffin etc..
wow you guys are too hype. this is just like any other text on here, so i guess they must all be fake right? who cares anyway, it's funny.
p.s. stoned/wasted gets the point across, but if you reeeeally wanted to be nitpicky and/or "save space" say blasted
fake or not, its not even fucking funny. only a fucking d-bag would do some shit like this
no way this was the walmart on us1 in sebastian....or maybe the one on 60 in vero?
Dude I seen this happening this is fucking awesome
fake or not, it's still pretty damn funny!
i'm filing this under bullshit.
just because it's worded strangely.
but...us floridians...we are quite classy.
ok not fake...my father did that our last vacation-just replace walmart with beach resort
i'm gonna have to say this was vero. we're too damn crazy. i could absolutely see this happening in vero.
and its always assumed to be vero because we're the best in the 772. we made it famous.
how is that redundant? they're two different things.
nottt fake. i've typed stone/wasted before when my friends and i were both stoned AND wasted. there's only so many characters in a text. save space where ever you can if you don't wanna send more than one.
even drunk i still use proper english..... it just takes alot longer
This is what I like to see, stories from the 772. Fingers crossed that this was the Wal Mart off US1 on the border of Jensen and PSL.
totally a st lucie thing, there's nothing better in the town to do than WAL*MART and everyone else knows it. i'm betting it's SLW.
probably fake. it's so annoying that anyone would take the time to send in fake shit.. totally defeats the point.
categorically not fake.
nobody uses "&" in texts.
or switches from "you" to "u"
or types out both stoned AND wasted, separated by a slash.
Walmart on Market Place in Stuart is where it's at!
I probably know you.
I swear I have heard this story before.. Either that or it's just weird déjà vu
haha i live like two minutes away from that walmart, a couple weeks ago i did that except with blue paint all over my face wearing a superman cape. no lie, i have pictures, the sad part? i was not wasted/stoned hahaha
just the way it's written feels fake. Besides, if you were with a friend at Wal-Mart chances are you'd know what substance it was that got them to that state, so "stoned/wasted" feels really fake.
just about everybody texts shorthand....saves a hell of a lot of time!
I really wouldn't put it past anyone in the 772 though, it could be real
hahahahahahahahahaha it's legit real
11:49 "stoned/wasted" is redundant, but cutting back to one or the other is not considered "saving space"?
probably psl,yea, no doubt psl
probably because vero is the best part of the 772!
I did that one my 21st birthday and got to spend the night in the drunk tank!
there's no reason to not type like a human if you have a smart phone. I use "&" all the time. and "stoned/wasted" could mean the person was both, not one or the other.
it's not funny to me because it's fake
honestly.. who gives a fuck if its fake?